Damn straight our hamster is going to have a long-ass name.

• Buddha
• Chickington
• Combozom
• Elizabeth
• Fitzwilliam
• Fortescue
• Grant
• Gromlett
• Hammington
• Marie Antoinette
• Pancake
• Princeling
• Snoggiedog
• Ultramegatron

And all of these names are followed by his title: The Fifth Element.