AKA: Why I won't have any friends in college.

• I know as much (or more?) about Zac, Taylor, and Isaac Hanson and their families as I do about my friends. Oh boy.
• I get giddy even hearing that Tinted Windows was mentioned on the radio in Boston. I don't even have to hear it. Being told is enough to make my day. (True story.)
• I recently started laughing really weirdly and it could pose a problem in the future.
• I make hypothetical situations and awkwardly hilarious videos with my friend(s). But I guess that isn't just me, so I don't feel AS strange about that. But it's still pretty weird.
• I blog about nothing.
• Poladroids amuse me greatly. Probably more than is healthy for an almost-18-year-old.
• I call everything "EPIC FAILs", "FAIL muffins", or "muffins" in general.
• I recorded an EPIC (FAIL) POEM MUFFIN for my friend's 18th birthday... and my freshman year math teacher loved it... awkwarduhhhh.
• I add "uhhhh"s to everything.
• I write make-believe PMs to celebrities who don't know I exist.

To be continued whenever I do something loser-eque.