AKA more reasons why I love her

• She thinks she's my mom
• She thinks she owns my lists
• She likes my sister more than she likes me
• She's annoying as hell
• She thinks her "this is good" is better than my "this is good"
• She knows what college she's going to (Yeah, Harvard! Yeah, Emory!)
• She thinks I don't know who Lizzie and Rachelle are
• She makes me forget what I'm going to say
• She can read my mind, so sometimes I don't get to say things because she says them before me... yeeeeah.
• She says, "Oh my God YES!" when I hit myself in the face whilst performing my dramatic interpretation of Incomplete by the Backstreet Boys
• She makes fun of me for saying "whilst"
• She threatens to leave my house when we discover she's been singing the wrong Backstreet Boys lyrics for many, many years
  • She corrects me when I make typos