• Prepare the Subject
    • remove debris from crevices with a small brush
    • soak in a hot bath to cleanse of impurities
    • remove hair from extremities
    • knead
    • dress in silk underclothes
  • Prepare the Environment
    • open the drapes
    • crack the window exactly six inches
    • close the door
    • maintain a temperature of sixty degrees Fahrenheit
    • it must be raining
    • it must be five minutes after sunset
  • Prepare the Cauldron
    • line bottom with a clean, red flannel sheet
    • add one fluffed and cooled pillow encased in linen
    • layer two light blankets - one quilted, one woven
  • Add the Ingredients
    • one willing subject (readied earlier)
    • one love-worn stuffed bear
  • Let Simmer for Eight Hours
    • Do Not Disturb
may 29 2011 ∞
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