- Prepare the Subject
- remove debris from crevices with a small brush
- soak in a hot bath to cleanse of impurities
- remove hair from extremities
- knead
- dress in silk underclothes
- Prepare the Environment
- open the drapes
- crack the window exactly six inches
- close the door
- maintain a temperature of sixty degrees Fahrenheit
- it must be raining
- it must be five minutes after sunset
- Prepare the Cauldron
- line bottom with a clean, red flannel sheet
- add one fluffed and cooled pillow encased in linen
- layer two light blankets - one quilted, one woven
- Add the Ingredients
- one willing subject (readied earlier)
- one love-worn stuffed bear
- Let Simmer for Eight Hours
may 29 2011 ∞
jul 27 2011 +