• overtone singing
• singing in general (well)
• speaking another language (français serait bien)
• bird calls
• carpentry skills
• survival skills
• social skills
• speaking to children like they're adults
• a voice that's a combination of that of Ralph Fiennes, Alan Rickman, Matthew Macfadyen, and Eddie Redmayne
• quick wit
• sarcasm verging on cynical or caustic
• left-handedness
• distinctly impressive penmanship despite the aforementioned handicap
• a vast collection of old films
• an intimidating stare
• a library full of musty books
• dominating analytical discussions
• full use of the right lobe of the brain
• worldliness
• quoting Shakespeare or Thoreau
• waltzing
• being a combination of several Austen men
• smelling like sandalwood or patchouli or something equally musky
• wearing sweater vests and looking good in them
• patting one's head while rubbing one's stomach
• juggling
• riding a unicycle (while juggling)
• knowing how to tie a cravat (bow-tie is acceptable but less impressive)
• mastery over wild beasts (or just a dog)
• long overcoats
• erect posture
• a large...vocabulary

He's out there somewhere. I know it.