because this kid deserves a list of his own. too bad i can't remember the others

• "ate, do you know what i have? FEEEEEEEVERRRR!" (Patapon)
• "aww i wish i was EG's girlfriend." (when he saw Teets eating Chicken Joy from EG)
• Lorenzo: "ate do you want to help me cut paper for my mosaic? you just get scissors from the kitchen." me: "I get scissors from the kitchen?" Lorenzo: "no, I get scissors from the kitchen."
• "mom, Ate Beiai said you stupid f-word b-word!"
• "you took ten inches from my room!" (in serious uppity mode during the house renovation)
• "yan na naman, seducing the three blind mice!" (to Teets' slow version of "Three Blind Mice")
• "see? there's a 0% chance that i'll see Sammy. it's the end of the line for us, i tell you. end of the line." (during grade 3 enrollment)
• Lorenzo: "Lorraine and John is my pet." Beiai: "ARE." Lorenzo: "Lorraine and John is our pet."
• "will you pleeeease learn the Filipino accent?" (to his Singaporean classmate)
• (asking for a little sister) "mom i want you to be in Guinness records for the oldest woman to give birth."
• "seashore? isn't that what my rabbit had before it died?" (seizure)
• "ooh nice squatter view." (looking outside Beiai's dorm window)
• "what a cozy bed, and a pretty woman beside it." (after mom prepared his)
• (playing Game of Life) Nini to Beiai: "get your husband." Lorenzo: "or your wife, if you're a lesbian."
• "the winner should pack up as a constellation prize to the loser."
• me: "i'll pay you P50 if you eat this m&m dipped in bagoong." Lorenzo: "eww no! that's gambling!"
• "you traited me!"
• "you know what, on the flight home, i -- no i won't tell you what happened because you might throw up -- THAT'S WHAT I DID!"
• Beiai singing Miley: "and the seventh thing i hate the most that you do...." -points mic to Lorenzo- him: "...umm, you can be mean sometimes"
• "i do it for the memories!" (after getting caught watching Winnie the Pooh)
• mom: "how's your cough?" Lorenzo: "it's getting better. i practiced it all night."
• Lorenzo: "when i grow up i will put up a bar like the one in HIMYM. and i will put a special table where we can hang." us: "what will you name it?" Lorenzo: "McLaren's 2.0. it's high-tech!"
• (Teets and Lorenzo had a fight, she opened a bottle of root beer and the fizz sprayed all over her/the place) Lorenzo: "YES! YES! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!"
• Lorenzo: "have you noticed that THERAPIST is also THE RAPIST?" Beiai: "oh yeah? why are buildings called buildings when they're finished?" Lorenzo: "oh yeah? why are crackers called crackers when they don't have cracks? they should be called holers!" Beiai: "oh yeah? if 7-11 is open for 24 hours then why does it have locks?" Lorenzo: "OH YEAH?!?! WHY IS GOOD-AH OPEN FOR TWENTY-FIVE HOURS?!?!?"
• after giving him my scary face, "STOP IT!! call me a wimp, i don't care!"
• Lorenzo: "i made a poem for Ate Beiai but it might hurt her feelings. should i say it?" Mom: "no" Dad/Beiai: "do the four-way test" Lorenzo: "what's the four-way test?" Beiai: "ask four questions. is it the truth?" Lorenzo: "yes" Beiai: "will it be beneficial to all?" Lorenzo: "what's beneficial?" Beiai: "will everybody benefit / get something from it?" Lorenzo: "well, Ate Maymay will laugh..." (HAHAHA)