The One With the Jellyfish (4.01)

• Joey: "That's right I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help! If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!"
• Chandler: "Joey kept screaming at me 'Do it now! Do it! Do it! Do it now!' Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming." (Joey laughs) Joey: "That's cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out."
• Ross: "I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for! Ok! I didn't finish the whole letter!" Rachel: "What?!" Ross: "I fell asleep!" Rachel: "You fell asleep?!" Ross: "It was 5:30 in the morning. And you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!!! Oh, oh, oh and by the way, Y-O-U- ' -R-E means 'you are'. Y-O-U-R means 'your'! Rachel: "You know, I can't believe I even thought of getting back together with you! We are SO over!" (Ross fake crying) Ross: "Fine by me!" Rachel: "Oh, oh and hey hey hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!" Monica: "Hey!" Rachel: "Sorry!... I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me." Ross: "Oh no no, don't you worry about me falling asleep. I still have you're letter!!!"

The One With the Cat (4.02)

• Ross: "So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?" Joey: "Well there were a couple calls last night, but uh, I don't think any of them are gonna work out." Chandler: "Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails."

The One That Could Have Been (2) (6.16)

• Ross: "She is not... She’s gay. Oh my God. She is so gay!"

The One Where No One Proposes (9.01)

• Jack: "Well, you gotta get at it princess. When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it! That's how I got my bad hip." Chandler: "That's funny. This conversation's how I got the bullet hole in my head." Jack: "This one time I had my knee on the sink, and your mother, she was--" Chandler: "Seriously, sir, my brains, all over the wall."

The One Where Emma Cries (9.02)

• Rachel: "Oh Ross, could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin?" Ross: "Oh sure. What kind?" Rachel: "Umm, let me think. What do I want? What do I want?" Ross: "Please, take your time. It's an important decision, not like say, I don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin."
• Phoebe: "All right. Well, we alread tried feedin her, changing her, burping her. Oh, try this one. 'Go back in time and listen to Phoebe.'"
• Phoebe: "All right, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!"
• Ross: "Okay, well lets put aside the fact that you "accidentally" picked up my grandmother's ring and you "accidentally" proposed to Rachel. Joey: "Can I stop you right there for a second. When people do this:" (air quotes) "I don't really know what that means."
• Joey: "I'm sorry." (air quotes) Ross: "Not using it right, Joe." Joey: "I'm sorry." (air quotes closer to face)
• Joey: "Name? (Ross gives him a look) No, I know Ross. But what's it short for? You know, like Rossell? Or Rosstopher?" Ross: "Just Ross." Joey: "It's pretty... Okay, date of birth?" Ross: "You know my birthday." Joey: "Sure. May...tember?" Ross: "October 18th." Joey: "Occupation? Dinosaurs." Ross: "Actually, I'm a paleon-- dinosaurs is fine... The drawing is not." Joey: "All right, uh, who do you want as your emergency contact?" Ross: "Uh, Rachel, I guess." Joey: "Okay. Relationship? Ohh boy, this could take a while."
• Rachel: "Oh God, just please take her." Monica: " Okay, I'll take her. Come on." Rachel: "Oh boy, I have to go to the bathroom." Phoebe: "I have to go scream into a pillow."
• (Emma stops crying) Phoebe: "Have I gone deaf?"

The One With the Pediatrician (9.03)

• Chandler: "So this is being a parent, huh? I think I can handle this." (Emma makes noise) "Oh! Too intense. Too intense." (Hands Emma to Rachel)
• Phoebe: "Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?" Mike: "My name is Mike. And I do play piano." Phoebe: "Oh mmm hmm. Prove it." Mike: "There isn't a piano here." Phoebe: "That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist." Mike: "Okay." (Mike plays air-piano) Phoebe: "You are really good."

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