Product Recall (3.20)

• Jim: "Question: What kind of bear is best?" Dwight: "That's a ridiculous question..." Jim: "False. Black bear." Dwight: "Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought..." Jim: "Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." Dwight: "Bears do not... what's going on? What are you doing?" Jim: "Last week I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the onsamble and that's a grand total of... eleven dollars." Dwight: "Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I thank you... Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!" Jim: "Michael!" Dwight: "Oh, that's funny. Michael!"

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