• UCG (Unnamed Computer God, yes that's its name)
  • PROS: Powerful, sinister, religious theming and imagery, nonhuman (AI/supercomputer). I think people could absolutely draw it as a gjinka skinny white boy.
  • CONS: Too nonbinary :/
• Marina Halcyn
  • PROS: Scheming, mentally ill, desperately vain and generally somewhat power-hungry, has a facade of sorts
  • CONS: A woman, probably not put-together or sophisticated enough
• Calix
  • PROS: False prophet, nonhuman (anthro), also very sinister and scheming, talks like they're trying to convince you to join their cult and/or pyramid scheme and are kind of succeeding
  • CONS: Voluntarily dresses like some kind of boy scout from the nightmare realm, is like 4'8, is like 4'8 due to being a shetland sheep and those might be too cutesy for a sexyman, also too nonbinary :/
• Orb Sexyman
  • PROS: fucking duh
  • CONS: literally none

ill go look at the sexypedia trope list later