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  • Girls leaving bloody tampons and pads out in the open. Ladies, this isn't a fucking pig pen. Some of us actually practice personal hygiene. * UNIVERSAL PRECAUTIONS, TAKE 'EM!
  • Girls not washing their hands after fixing their bloody selves
  • America and our instant gratitude expectations for the country
  • Elitist baby boomers that stereotype my generation as "dumb"
  • The overuse of the term "awesome"
  • Religion preachers
  • Perpetual love sonnets on Facebook
  • Doomsday predictors - Go to hell
  • Empty ice trays!
  • Grown women who still call their fathers "daddy." That's embarrassing and they might as well be saying "yep, I'm gonna be needing more money soon."
  • Dressed up bigotry - You are not politically correct. You're a fucking bigot!
  • FACEBOOK IS NOT TWITTER NOR IS IT YOUR THERAPIST
  • Those who tell me I'll love something when they have it all wrong
  • Use of the word "ain't!" What is that even implying when it is separated?
  • Those who can't just spit things out
  • Pseudo-intellectuals - Verbosity isn't a substitute for substance!
  • When toilet paper is ripped and/or aligned properly
  • The extended "I'd like to thank god" in someone's speech
  • Double fucking standards
  • When people noticeably walk weird and don't have a physical disability
  • People who watch me eat
  • Puppet names for strangers
  • Girls who claim that they're "just like a guy." You still most likely cause drama in one way or another, sit down
  • The "overly posted statuses" type of person
  • The "100 breakups a week" type of couple
  • Loose hairs on my body
  • People who enjoy feeling/being dirty
  • Unproportionate bodies
  • Constant whistling
  • "Talk about one thing" type of person
  • Tailgators
  • Those that drink out of the container
  • Couples who sit on the same side booth when there is no one on the other side
  • Black girls who view horror films
  • Babies in mature, public places
  • Noisy eaters
  • People that don't use coasters
  • Most movies
  • Those that blame anyone and anything but themselves
  • When people ask, "is that the new baby?!" OBVIOUSLY!
  • Students that ask the most inane and redundant questions
  • Artificial nails clicking while women type
  • Snoopers
  • Going through the drive thru all over again after they've screwed up your order
  • People who interrupt you when you're telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story and then ask you in an uninterested tone to continue on with your story when they are finished talking
  • Those that constantly relate to me
  • Those that repeat the same anecdotes
  • Guys who leave the toilet seat up
  • Tapping
  • Ice cream dripping out of my sugar cone
  • Boot dragging and flip-flop clacking
  • Someone hovering over me while I am on the computer
  • TOWARDS
  • Censorship
  • Muffintops! Keep it under control
  • Ignorant people
  • How adults have a tendency to gloat over their age and experience to try and prove kids wrong
  • Asking a simple, straightforward question and having someone spend ten minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT for the answer to your simple, straightforward question
  • People who don't know the difference between they're/their/there
  • When you find a cute article of clothing and they have every size except yours
  • Animals that are inconsiderate
  • Movie sequals
  • The "yes but" people!
  • People who think it is alright to just touch me or my possessions when they barely know me
  • No toilet paper in the restroom
  • People who don't pick up after themselves
  • When the microwave numbers are not cleared
  • People who interrupt and direct the conversation to themselves
  • Procrastinators
  • People who wear sunglasses indoors
  • An unmade bed
  • People who finish sentences for you
  • Cracking your knuckles
  • Restaurants that have a no smoking section which is only several feet away from the smoking section
  • A dirty stovetop
  • Radio station and TV channel changers
  • Dried toothpaste in the sink
  • When people use the word "literally" inappropriately. I.e. "I literally almost jumped out of my skin."
  • Unsolicited advice
  • Those who can't keep their word
  • Men who talk down to women
  • Hair in the drain
  • Men who refer to "babysitting" their own children
  • Dragon breath
  • Tacky lawn ornaments
  • Walking into spider webs
  • People who constantly play the victim
  • People who can't wait to file a lawsuit in order to get rich quick
  • Horizontal scrolling
  • When the toilet paper roll is backward
  • Overuse of the word "like"
  • Those who stare
  • No eye contact
  • Mumblers
  • Freezerburn
  • Lil Wayne's voice
sep 29 2012 ∞
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