- Girls leaving bloody tampons and pads out in the open. Ladies, this isn't a fucking pig pen. Some of us actually practice personal hygiene. * UNIVERSAL PRECAUTIONS, TAKE 'EM!
- Girls not washing their hands after fixing their bloody selves
- America and our instant gratitude expectations for the country
- Elitist baby boomers that stereotype my generation as "dumb"
- The overuse of the term "awesome"
- Religion preachers
- Perpetual love sonnets on Facebook
- Doomsday predictors - Go to hell
- Empty ice trays!
- Grown women who still call their fathers "daddy." That's embarrassing and they might as well be saying "yep, I'm gonna be needing more money soon."
- Dressed up bigotry - You are not politically correct. You're a fucking bigot!
- FACEBOOK IS NOT TWITTER NOR IS IT YOUR THERAPIST
- Those who tell me I'll love something when they have it all wrong
- Use of the word "ain't!" What is that even implying when it is separated?
- Those who can't just spit things out
- Pseudo-intellectuals - Verbosity isn't a substitute for substance!
- When toilet paper is ripped and/or aligned properly
- The extended "I'd like to thank god" in someone's speech
- Double fucking standards
- When people noticeably walk weird and don't have a physical disability
- People who watch me eat
- Puppet names for strangers
- Girls who claim that they're "just like a guy." You still most likely cause drama in one way or another, sit down
- The "overly posted statuses" type of person
- The "100 breakups a week" type of couple
- Loose hairs on my body
- People who enjoy feeling/being dirty
- Unproportionate bodies
- Constant whistling
- "Talk about one thing" type of person
- Tailgators
- Those that drink out of the container
- Couples who sit on the same side booth when there is no one on the other side
- Black girls who view horror films
- Babies in mature, public places
- Noisy eaters
- People that don't use coasters
- Most movies
- Those that blame anyone and anything but themselves
- When people ask, "is that the new baby?!" OBVIOUSLY!
- Students that ask the most inane and redundant questions
- Artificial nails clicking while women type
- Snoopers
- Going through the drive thru all over again after they've screwed up your order
- People who interrupt you when you're telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story and then ask you in an uninterested tone to continue on with your story when they are finished talking
- Those that constantly relate to me
- Those that repeat the same anecdotes
- Guys who leave the toilet seat up
- Tapping
- Ice cream dripping out of my sugar cone
- Boot dragging and flip-flop clacking
- Someone hovering over me while I am on the computer
- TOWARDS
- Censorship
- Muffintops! Keep it under control
- Ignorant people
- How adults have a tendency to gloat over their age and experience to try and prove kids wrong
- Asking a simple, straightforward question and having someone spend ten minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT for the answer to your simple, straightforward question
- People who don't know the difference between they're/their/there
- When you find a cute article of clothing and they have every size except yours
- Animals that are inconsiderate
- Movie sequals
- The "yes but" people!
- People who think it is alright to just touch me or my possessions when they barely know me
- No toilet paper in the restroom
- People who don't pick up after themselves
- When the microwave numbers are not cleared
- People who interrupt and direct the conversation to themselves
- Procrastinators
- People who wear sunglasses indoors
- An unmade bed
- People who finish sentences for you
- Cracking your knuckles
- Restaurants that have a no smoking section which is only several feet away from the smoking section
- A dirty stovetop
- Radio station and TV channel changers
- Dried toothpaste in the sink
- When people use the word "literally" inappropriately. I.e. "I literally almost jumped out of my skin."
- Unsolicited advice
- Those who can't keep their word
- Men who talk down to women
- Hair in the drain
- Men who refer to "babysitting" their own children
- Dragon breath
- Tacky lawn ornaments
- Walking into spider webs
- People who constantly play the victim
- People who can't wait to file a lawsuit in order to get rich quick
- Horizontal scrolling
- When the toilet paper roll is backward
- Overuse of the word "like"
- Those who stare
- No eye contact
- Mumblers
- Freezerburn
- Lil Wayne's voice
sep 29 2012 ∞
oct 3 2012 +