• Brunch is something you do on sundays when you are of legal drinking age with your gay bff, where you drink memosas and rehash the week's sexual escapades. And since I am only eligible to talk about two of the five things necessary to brunch (they are: gay bff and sundays, fyi), I am unable to make a list of places to brunch. Come back in two years and ask.

• jerry seinfeld
• kathy griffin
• bill mahar
• kathleen madigan
• lisa lampanelli
• donald glover
• whitney cummings

• Adele| She was on VH1's "You Oughtta Know" in the summer before I started high school. Or so I thought.. I just looked it up and apparently the song wasn't released until 2007. But I KNOW I saw it when I was living on Connecticut Hill Road. What the hell?
• Katy Perry| Her song "Ur So Gay" was on MySpace back in '08.
• Mozella| I first saw her posters on the club in the episode of HIMYM when Robin get's into the club, and Barney and Ted go with her, and then Marshall ditches Lily at the lame wine testing party and goes to the club.. You know the episode. ANYWAY, yeah, a bunch of her posters were up there. But I didn't actually HEAR anything of her's until a few months ago, when I saw a fan-made Glee-spinoff video that had her song in it. If I can find it, I'll post a link. :)

• luda
• snoop
• childish gambino
• d-why
• tupac
• biggie
• me :)

• Hey Courtney- DAMNtheLIONS
• Courtney- The Clarks
• He's Courtin' Courtney- The Dickies
• Courtney- Nerf Herder
• David Courtney- Rancid

• proclivity
• aplomb

• crochet
• knit
• save money
• use a highlighter sparingly
• drive stick

• Advice Columnist | But not for a newspaper, you can't swear in a newspaper.
• Television Critic | I'd have to have my own web show or something though, no writing, I'm fucking terrible at writing professional sounding shit.
• Private Investigator | Pretty much what I already do, but I'd get paid.
• Food Tester (not to make sure it's poisoned or anything, just to eat it)

• Chris Farley | I fucking loathe Tommy Boy
• Mel Gibson

• Salem Witch Trials | I've always had this weird obsession about the With Trials, why? I have no fucking clue. But I do. That's my story, and I'm sticking with it.
• The Whole Oregon Trail/Gold Rush/Wild Wild West Time Period | As long as I don't end up dying of dysentery..

• The Dark Tower series (Jeffery/nemo-blahblahblah)
• The Farseer Trilogy (John/itmakesmefeelsomop)
• Shameless (all of tumblr)

What is your favorite word?

• potato

What is your least favorite word?

• moist

What turns you on?

• everything

What turns you off?

• i made a post for this down there \/

What sound or noise do you love?

• laughing.

What sound or noise do you hate?

• paint
  • book tree
  • desk
  • table

• katy perry
• adele
• lady gaga
• nicki minaj
• ke$ha
• backstreet boys
• journey

• Bungalow Hotel in Jersey
• Luxor Hotel in Vegas
• Loews Hotel in Philly
• The Towers of The Waldorf=Astoria in NYC
• The Plaza in NYC

• drinking sweet tea
• netflix
• memorizing lyrics to a rap song
• television
• sitting on porches
• sun rises
• naps

• Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns
• Mottephobia- Fear of moths
• Podophobia - Fear of feet
• Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders
• Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies
• Entomophobia- Fear of insects

• jumping off cliffs into water
• telling people you like them
• swinging really high while drunk

• English/Media
• Skipping class
• Lunch
• Econ
• Counting down the last 10 seconds of my senior year
• Graduation

• English/Media

End of list.

• Homophobia | It's just not okay. Ever.
• Not Understanding Sarcasm | I mean.. come on.
• Being Overly Religious | I think it would be hard to date a religious guy, because I'm so far opposite of that.. but I guess if he was only a little religious...? I don't know. Going to church every Sunday is NOT a turn on, let's just leave it at that.
• Being Touchy-Feely (All The Time) | Seriously. Just. No.
• Not Liking Television | I'm sorry, but if you don't like tv than just.. jump off a cliff or something. Not liking television doesn't make you interesting, it makes you a prick.
• I Don't Know...
• I'll...
• Think...
• Of...
• More...

in no particular order

• I'll use your penis as a backboard!
• You're a hipster toddler.
• nah I'm just going to use the stuff in my pants
• Katy Perry's Boobs
• My fingers smell like cheese!
• My legs feel like jelly. Rasperry jelly!
• We need to find someone with legs of toast!
• They were gay penises. Not dicks.
• Was it that chick you blasted Donald Glover singing about dicks at?
• He's gayer than a gay that gays gaily
• I'm obviously way to short to be an ostrich
• I will thrust like I have never thrusted before.
• Sarah's pinky finger does the wave and push ups and crunches
• You may also swoon
• She's not even wearing face paint. It's j...

• teleportation
• telekinesis
• invisibility
• stop time

• Jimmy Fallon
• Conan O'Brien

END OF LIST.

• I Love You, Man
• Zodiac

• Tattoo | I reallllllly want to get one done.. but it's gonna hurt like a bitch!

• get a job
• sell shit on ebay
• sell body on craigslist

End of list.

• Jackie's House
• The House We Almost Lived In But Then My Mom Broke Up With Eric So We Didn't
• Zoe's House

End of list.