- Does your ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?
- I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
- I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
- Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?
- Did your parents have any children that lived?
- I’ve forgotten more than you know.
- You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
- You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die.
- I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
- If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I'd be broke.
- In a country where anyone can be anything, I will never understand why you chose to be mediocre.
- I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.
- Those aren’t acne scars, those are marks from the coat hanger.
- You have more dick in your personality than you do in your pants.
- I’m sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
- Take my lowest priority and put yourself beneath it.
- Such a shame your mother didn’t swallow you.
- You might want to get a colonoscopy for all that butthurt.
- If I wanted to commit suicide I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.
- If there was a single intelligent thought in your head it would have died from loneliness.
- If you could suck your own dick then you would finally suck at everything.
- Don’t make me have to smack the extra chromosome out of you.
- You’ve gotta be two people, because no single person can be that stupid.
- You’re so inbred you’re a sandwich.
- Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence?
- We all sprang from apes, but you didn’t spring far enough.
- I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.
- Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
- I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
- I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
- Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there.
- You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.
- I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
- I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
- I’m sorry I didn’t get that – I don’t speak idiot.
- I just stepped in something that was smarter than you… and smelled better too.
- You’re as useless as a knitted condom.
- Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
- Shock me, say something intelligent.
- You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
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