- To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
- They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans.
- Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
- If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
- Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
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