- is there really acid in margarine? really???????
- is there something on my face...or something? ! i feel like i am in the twilight zone!
- i could sit there and watch him eat all day long. mmm.
- i guess I was interested in anal sex when i was younger, just as something to do but i never did. never really gave a shit.
- if your eyes and the back of your head hurt, go to the hospital or you might die. you probably will.
- it is cold but i prefer it this way. helps me lose weight.
- "so, how do chickens get full of eggs?" "the boy chicken puts his little white meat inside of her dark meat?" "anyway, how do hey do it? i mean, you have never heard of chicken style."
- ewww. she reeks of cigarettes and rotten carrots.
- if I could put a cat baby in my belly i would probably do it.
- i also really enjoy peeling people.
- i want him to know star trek so he'll get all the references on family guy.
- oh. you rubbered it.
- eww. it's covered in old chocolate and spit.
- b: what should we do in paris? -n: we could rent a tandem bike. -b: we are not old enough for that! -n: we could go to a rave. --b: i don't want to feel that young. i don't want to feel tandem bike old or rave young. -n: we could tandem bike to a rave. then it would even out.
- it looks like- if his motorcycle pooped out a little wine cork.
- if i had balls i would give my left one for a chick-fil-a sandwich.
- let's go eat a meatball.
- he sells chickens online.
- i almost drowned, but it was a lot of fun.
- can't we all just hang out as ladies without any vibrators?
- my pants are hurting my underwear.
- make sure all the beer is out bc it can hurt your eyes.
- so, she was basically sitting on the couch having a good strum.
- he was a fucking french wanker who knew fuck all.
- the perfect body: jacqui's legs, brandi's ass, vickie's boobs and lixuan's ora.
- oh no. i would never have any french friends.
- these eggs have been boiling so long they are probably chickens by now.
- the pull out method? do you mean the jerk and squirt method??
- i've never opened up a flat canned coke. it was like it was vacuum packed.
- m: i'm worried about my shins. -b: you need to be worried about your schtomach.
- am i shiny?
- pack it in, cat.
- they look pinkle.
- yeah. that's some real trippy shit.
aug 26 2010 ∞
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