• When words look like they're spelled wrong, but they aren't.
  • When the TV guide tells you one show is on, but something else is playing.
  • People who say "ought."
  • When people pretend to hate something they love because it got popular.
  • When I push a button on my phone but nothing happens.
  • Shaking hands.
  • Bugs.
  • The way I get in public, where I open my mouth but no words come out.
  • When the only funny parts of a movie are in the commercials.
  • Needing to use ' or , or .
  • When my dogs bark at the wind.
  • When people constantly mispronounce a well-known name.
  • Flat-out-no-reason-for-it rude people.
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