- When words look like they're spelled wrong, but they aren't.
- When the TV guide tells you one show is on, but something else is playing.
- People who say "ought."
- When people pretend to hate something they love because it got popular.
- When I push a button on my phone but nothing happens.
- Shaking hands.
- Bugs.
- The way I get in public, where I open my mouth but no words come out.
- When the only funny parts of a movie are in the commercials.
- Needing to use ' or , or .
- When my dogs bark at the wind.
- When people constantly mispronounce a well-known name.
- Flat-out-no-reason-for-it rude people.
mar 2 2011 ∞
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