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- Your mom is so fat the sorting hat had to place her in all four houses... and Durmstrang.
- Your mom is so fat the sorting hat tried to place her in the Waffle House.
- Your mom is so fat that she brought syrup to a Quidditch match because she heard there'd be quaffles.
- Your mom is so fat she thought Hufflepuff was a dessert.
- Your mom is so ugly even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!
- Your mom is so fat her patronus is a pie.
- Your mom is so fat her wand core is chocolate.
sep 14 2012 ∞
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