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grew up to be Squidward, Daria, and a sufferer of resting bitch face. Great sense of humor but often in poor taste. Dead but delicious.

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listography GIVE A GIFT OF MEMORIES
FAVORITE LISTOGRAPHY MENTIONS
IMPORTANT NOTICES
MESSAGES
PRIVACY
  • How to piss off a female: Ask her if it's "that time of the month." This would also be appropriate for "How to piss off Remus Lupin".

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  • My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun. Seriously, he told me. I speak parseltongue.

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  • Q: Why can’t Snape be a Herbology teacher?
  • A: Because he can’t keep the lilies alive.
oct 3 2012 ∞
aug 22 2018 +