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grew up to be Squidward, Daria, and a sufferer of resting bitch face. Great sense of humor but often in poor taste. Dead but delicious.

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  • I don't have to say "obliviate" to blow your mind.
  • You don't have to say "lumos" to turn me on.
  • Your nickname must be "incendio" because you're getting me hot.
  • So I hear you're the Head Girl…
  • Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
  • Want to be a horcrux? I'd like to put a piece of myself in you...
  • Your name must be 'stupefy' because you are stunning.
  • I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
sep 14 2012 ∞
jun 6 2013 +