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grew up to be Squidward, Daria, and a sufferer of resting bitch face. Great sense of humor but often in poor taste. Dead but delicious.

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  • Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how your work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

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  • If you love water you'll love 70% of me.

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  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

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  • Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.

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  • I've never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.

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  • Hey baby, you caught my curiousity. Mind if I explore you a little bit?

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  • Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.

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  • Are you made up of dark matter? Because you're indescribable.
jul 12 2013 ∞
may 22 2017 +