- love, hate, no in-between
- summary: mark and donghyuck run an agency that helps people break up with their partners, but things get a little complicated after they receive a call from mark's partner. meanwhile, jaemin has a ton of repressed feelings, and jeno's trying to figure out his hoe phase.
- word count: 81,746
- chapters: 12/12
- perennial
- summary:
- “you gonna kiss me as well? to really get the message across,” donghyuck says, on the verge of breathlessness, heart going light with it.
- mark reels back as if he’s been burned. “no, i— no?”
- and maybe it’s not so terrible after all. to be falling for your own husband.
- word count: 14,180
- chapters: 1/1
- trying to put it into words
- summary:
- in his brain, it goes like this: everything mark just said + them holding hands right now + mark looking like he wants to jump off a plane + the out of place offense at donghyuck not taking his offer seriously + him sitting here, with donghyuck, not even watching the movie that was probably very loudly distracting him from completing his time-sensitive essay = the second epiphany.
- donghyuck’s eyes widen. “oh my god. you’re totally in love with me.”
- word count: 14,909
- chapters: 1/1
- the escapist
- summary:
- donghyuck throws himself in front of the door before mark can get away.
- “can we please talk about what you walked in on the other day?”
- word count: 5,242
- chapters: 2/2
- sweet relief (pretty please) (RESTRICTED)
- summary:
- it takes a year, an unhealthy obsession with lord of the rings, and a few unexpected video calls with mark’s mother before donghyuck realizes that he’s somehow managed to literally fuck his way into an actual relationship.
- (or: ‘101 ways to fail at being friends with benefits’ featuring mark and donghyuck.)
- word count: 25,898
- chapters: 2/2
- untold tales of spider-man’s roommate: the moisturizer (RESTRICTED)
- summary:
- in blunt honesty, donghyuck didn’t expect much. he’d thought maybe jaemin would give him a roll of tissue paper again, enclosed in multiple boxes that he has to open over and over until he eventually loses his mind. or maybe a car cleaner, even though he doesn’t have a car. a bathroom rag, if jaemin was feeling thoughtful. maybe dishwashing soap? or regular soap? socks? a vibrator? a pack of used underwear?
- all in all, receiving this unsuspecting container of body butter was definitely a step up.
- word count: 12,390
- chapters: 1/1
- the theory of engineering
- summary: mark carries bad luck like the prehistoric winter sonata flip phone charm his older cousins used to rub in his face when he was 10, as if he cared about stupid phone charms, so of course this shit’s happening to him out of the 7.7 billion people on the planet.
- word count: 31,025
- chapters: 1/1
- dude, where’s my shirt?
- summary:
- on friday morning, donghyuck groaned into his closet. not again! was the washing machine eating his clothes or something!? he had just, just done a whole load, had folded each piece and meticulously put them away, but he was still missing like…five shirts.
- or, mark's been acting weird and donghyuck's dirty laundry is going missing.
- word count: 11,442
- chapters: 1/1
- the rebels of retail
- summary:
- with no escape from the capitalistic hellscape that is the mall’s massive department store, clifford’s, four best friends—johnny, ten, jaehyun, and mark—make the best of a retail hell situation with their mischievous antics. however, when corporate appoints an outside candidate as the new store manager—the ever professional, prim and proper kun—their carefree slacker lifestyle is forever threatened. nevertheless, they’ve run out overly strict managers before, they can do it again.
- as long as the complications of their respective love lives don’t upend everything first.
- word count: 114,084
- chapters: 15/15
jan 12 2024 ∞
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