- all of the things i'd do
- summary:
- fox (22)
- @flirtyfoxxx23
- college student, 5’4, and looking for a good time ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶
- “what the fuck?" renjun asks. “you know i’m 5’7.”
- “you said you were letting me handle it,” jaemin chides.
- (or, the one where renjun’s life is going to shit. then jaemin na shows up with his nikon fm-10 and an idea.)
- word count: 11,041
- chapters: 1/1
- if you give a cryptid a cookie
- summary:
- “so you don’t want to be friends with benefits?” jaemin munches on the cookie, head tilted curiously. but, he has that look on his face. “what? i thought you wanted me to be a freak again.”
- “not a sex freak!”
- “i think you’ll find that if you make a venn diagram, there is quite a bit of overlap.” he draws out two large circles in the air (renjun is surprised that sparkles aren’t appearing with the invisible motion- like he’s in a disney channel original) and he points to each shape. “freaks. sex freaks.” he then points to the middle. “me.”
- renjun splutters.
- word count: 46,872
- chapters: 1/1
- fantasia in f minor
- summary:
- in desperate need of a duet partner for an upcoming competition, renjun turns to his former childhood best friend turned enemy for one last performance together.
- renjun is determined to see it through. jaemin is determined to make it as difficult for him as possible.
- word count: 61,948
- chapters: 5/5
- lend me some sugar
- summary:
- jaemin sounds out of breath when he says, “you don’t have a gag reflex."
- “i don’t," renjun says. "merry christmas.”
- jaemin laughs, low and breathy. “i really hope you weren’t planning on giving that gift to anyone else this year.”
- an hour ago, renjun actually had no idea he was giving the gift of a blowjob to anyone. “this is awkward, i was actually going to give it to my other next-door neighbor, but you showed up first, so…”
- every other friday, for as long as they’ve been neighbors, jaemin has stopped by renjun’s apartment with freshly-baked goods. naturally, when renjun finds out they’ll both be alone for the holidays, he finds a way to return the favor.
- word count: 11,547
- chapters: 1/1
- make you go 비틀비틀
- summary:
- jaemin puts both his hands down on the table, fingers latched together. “aw,” he says. “i’ll see you tomorrow?”
- “what,” renjun hisses.
- “at work,” jaemin clarifies, grin widening when renjun has to physically rear back at the thought of seeing jaemin again in his uniform, the sleeves too tight on him as always. “you know, the job we both have?”
- “the job you cheated your way into,” renjun mutters.
- jaemin’s eyes go very wide. “the job i what?”
- renjun is convinced that jaemin scammed his way into their shared apple job. he may or may not get himself too entangled in trying to figure it out.
- word count: 15,379
- chapters: 1/1
- traffic jam heart (RESTRICTED)
- summary:
- renjun's face goes a little funny, flinching a little like jaemin's done something that tipped just over the amount of weird that he's comfortable with. "wait - are, are you offering? you know what that means right? is this, are you sure? i mean, you don't have to go that far, i thought you were just going to offer to wingman me or, i don't know, introduce me to someone."
- wingman? ah shit, jaemin better figure this out quick.
- "i would do the same for any of our friends." he says solemnly.
- renjun chokes. "you'd fuck hyuck?"
- fuck??
- “fuck!?”
- fuck.
- word count: 10,321
- chapters: 1/1
jan 15 2024 ∞
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