☆ = good ☆☆ = very good ☆☆☆ = epically good
"You want us to what?!" Minghao asked in disbelief. The CEO looked between Minghao and Mingyu awkwardly as he repeated himself, "We need you two to date...each other."
In other words, Pledis wants Minghao and Mingyu to pull the mother of all publicity stunts. (74k) unfinished
"since when were you such a twink?"
where mingyu starts camming and minghao finds his page.
They're spread out on the floor, playing the soccer game that Jihoon always beats Mingyu at, bodies a foot apart.
Minghao scores a goal on him, and Mingyu clears his throat. “We should kiss again.”
His words interrupt Minghao’s victory cheer. He looks over at Mingyu with his brow furrowed, confused. “Again?”
Minghao is pretty sure he's being stalked. Like, 95% sure. Well, 85%. Maybe. All he knows is that he keeps seeing a (tall, tan, attractive) guy on campus at in increasing frequency and whenever he accidentally makes eye contact with him, it's like the guy trying to undress him with his eyes (not that Minghao would have minded, but like, he has some decency. They're in a public space, after all. And he doesn't even know that guy's name). But if he met him in a dark alley, he'd totally deck him with his skateboard.
Minghao is set on hating Mingyu, Mingyu is set on loving Minghao and they're both too stubborn for their own good. It's a marriage, but it feels like a war. (And Minghao is losing.) (3,6k)
Minghao should have heeded his own warning. He should have seen the call from Jun and hardened his heart to old times. He should have told him and his offer to go fuck themselves and hit the road like he always does. He certainly should have got out after he took Mingyu home that night, high on the rush of the wind in his hair and Mingyu’s warmth seeping into his bones.
“You’re going to say no,” the other boy sucked in a breath.
“Probably,” Minghao responded, voice coming out much softer than he intended.
How he had gotten himself in this situation, he had no idea. But it was going to be a long two weeks.
Being Mingyu’s roommate might mean getting kicked out of your room at 3am, but it might also mean getting invited into Junhui’s. (8,6k)
Xu Minghao has the world at his fingertips - anything he could ever desire was just a phone call away. Good thing he already has all he needs in the form of a simple young man named Kim Mingyu.
now, what would the average person do if their best friend told them that they accidentally made all of their other friends believe they're engaged? there is actually no answer to that question because situations like this don't occur to the average person. they only happen to Xu fucking Minghao.
“The chronicles of best friends and roommates, Minghao and Mingyu. And their peculiar wardrobe.
four times minghao almost confesses and the one time he does
in which minghao ensures he's fine, he really is
all minghao wanted was his dungeons and dragons club to get 3 more members
All Minghao wants to do is ignore his feelings, sit in his lab, and work on drones. Life has other plans. This time, in the form of a mission. (20k)
Kim Mingyu is selfish. He’s a spoiled child, has been ever since he was a baby, and even now, practically a grown man, he was still as self-interested and pampered since the day Minghao had met him (and Minghao and Mingyu have known each other for a while). (20k)
(“Okay— fine, but—” Mingyu stutters, then finally gives up on finesse and just snaps, “my cookies are fabulous. Do not. Question it.”
“I’m sure they are,” Minghao says. “It’s just that mine are better.”
“I have ninety-four percent customer satisfaction,” Mingyu hisses. “Ninety-four percent.”
Minghao scoffs. “That’s probably just because you’re hot.” Wait. What?)
[Minghao's a pastry chef at the Mix Unit, and he's got three things to tell you: (1) it's a nice place, with the exception of Kim Mingyu, who's a fucking asshole; (2) Minghao's not attracted to Mingyu whatsoever, despite what Jun might have to say, and (3) Jisoo suffers a whole lot and deserves a fucking break.] (20k) note: my fav gyuhao fic ever
“Everyone wants to fuck him,” Jeonghan says, glancing longingly at Mingyu. “Everyone. That includes me. I’d say ‘no homo’ plainly because he isn’t my boyfriend at the moment but it’s still definitely homo.”
What an awkward thing to say to your ex-boyfriend’s current secret boyfriend.
mingyu goes to a café every morning and always orders the most obscure drinks cause he has the gay hots for the barista working there
in which minghao's life is loveless, and his friends think blind dates are the answer. (34k)