• you like fidget spinners
• you have touched kinetic sand
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• begin each item with an asterisk
• your name is michael and you are related to me (go away michael you can't borrow my pokemon games)

• climbing a tree when I was 9 and breaking my arm during an arm wrestle later that day
• owning up to breaking the window my little brother smashed and not even getting rewarded for being honest
• free styling my ballet stage
• sticking gum under the table in class and crossing my knees over only to get the gum stuck to my knee
• asking for ice skating lessons after seeing yuri on ice, trying to do a trick, and then injuring myself
• watching the slenderman series
• befriending liars who tell me they have completed games when they really just watched a let's play all along
• letting my friends convince me to sit through all 6 seasons of voltron

• how yurio got a boyfriend before I did
• anime in general
• my little brothers ability to be annoying 24 days a week 7 months a year
• why my dad will buy 2 six packs of beer when the 12 pack is cheaper
• memes and their popularity
• why people on the internet with no friends want to kin with the mullet guy from the robot show who doesn't have any friends either
• my ability to succeed in competitions
• the ufo outside my window at night and the lost time between now and yesterday afternoon
• why battlestar galactica is so cringey. i'm never trusting your judgement again michael. i would say you will never bring your family honor but i am your family.

• hiring people for my fortune 500 company based on their otherkins
• putting doubles in the same office and watching them fight it out for dominance of who is the most alpha otherkin
• gardening
• winning in connect 4 against my little brother
• telling people who hate killing stalking and write big posts about it that i love killing stalking and think it's really good even though i've never read it
• shopping with my dad at the hardware store and climbing in the bathroom displays
• having a life
• convincing my mom my social network apps are child friendly even at 16
• hanging out with my friends and hitting the indoor ice rink in the summer
• playing call of duty with my mom

• sandals
• someones heart
• personality
• my aunts knee high suede socks
• soft butter
• scalps

• hockey
• netball
• basketball
• football
• baseball
• cricket (by accident, turns out I """"volunteered"""" for an actual game. We won. Aw yeah.)
• kickboxing
• swimming
• croquet
• pool
• darts
• mindgames
• horse riding
• professional space hopper racing

A work in progress

• 3 Hours Piano Sonatas
• History Maker - Yuri on Ice OP
• Eminem - Without me
• Justin Timberlake - Cry Me a River
• Darude - Sandstorm