• i pray you and your baby safe passage
• PSST
• i have a wedgie
• boom de yada boom de yada
• if i could just get high, i might remember
• SUPERSPECIALAWESOME
• oi
• no it aint!
• it's damage control, with paige & nicole!
• edga! [the polar bear]
• you need depends?
• super mario dance moves
• anything that has to do with paige being black
• THAT'S EPIC
• Dewey
• Oh there it is! [in british accent, and obviously lying]
• you're mom
• paiges ancestors in africa
• conversation today in lunchroom;
  • lara: so i was listening to this show where people call in about their relationship problems and this guy called in and was accusing his girlfriend of cheating because the first time they had sex she was pretty tight, but the second time they had sex it was noticeably looser than the first time...
  • nicole: OH MY, THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED. how can you possibly know the exact circumference of a girls vag in order to know whether or not it's looser than the last time! she probably just wasn't into it the first time. this guys a fucking idiot.
  • lara: yeah i know eh! how stupid...

pause in conversation...

• paige: he's probably the one that shrunk did he ever think of that?!
• lara & nicole: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA