because i have no life & i'm bored. this is also a way to test my memory and fucked up humor. (trying to remember vines without looking them up)

• wow
• road work ahead? uh, i sure hope it does!
• pussy
• merry crisis. merry chrism. merry chrysler.
• THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
• dude, you can't open an umbrella inside, that's bad luck / WHO SUMMONED ME
• it is wednesday, my dudes / inhuman screech
• welcome to chillies
• two bros sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay
• so no head? / throws phone, breaks skateboard
• gasp a child / no
• ah fuck. i can't believe you've done this
• deez nuts
• watermelone
• rebacca it's not what you think / i won't hesitate bitch
• IS THAT A WEED? I'M CALLING THE POLICE / beep beep microwave sound
• IS THAT A POLICE?? I'M CALLING THE WEED
• giraffe
• and i brought you myrrh / oh / myrrh-der / judas, no-
• AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES! / oh my god, they were roommates
• remember that god wants to kill you in his own special way
• YOU'RE NOT JEFFREY
• it is christmas, my dudes / inhuman screech
• you better watch out you better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
• baby it's cold outside i've to go- BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
• stop i could've dropped my croissant
• you can't sit with us / actually, i can't sit anywhere i have hemorrhoids