Using this dice, unravel your fictional life.

describe a little about yourself - looks, personality. your first and middle names follow the rules below, and your surname is the same as your favourite author.

• first name is from this list, middle name starts with the last letter of your first name.
• first name is four syllables, middle name is a non-floral plant name.
• first name from this list, middle name is colour inspired.
• first name is related to your hometown in some sense, middle name is from your own family tree.
• first name is a guilty pleasure, middle name is from this list.
• first name is typically a nickname, middle name is a name from your personal favourites.

pick your dream job

• you run a successful blog, what do you typically write about?
• you are a doctor with a very specific specialty, what is it?
• your career involves the ocean or marine life in some way, explain it?
• you are a greeting card designer, what genre cards do you design?
• you are a personal assistant working for a hollywood celebrity, who is it?
• you run a small store, what do you sell and what is it called? bonus points if you incorporate a pun into the name.

you meet your SO when one or both of you is dripping wet - tell me why one / both of you are wet and how you meet. your SO's initials are below, and their surname is that of your favourite athlete.

• OL
• JR
• FB
• HW
• NP
• BA

tell me a little more about your SO - what do they do for a job, what do they look like, and what is your favourite thing about them?

you have a bit of a whirlwind romance, and soon your SO proposes in a very unexpected fashion. where, and how does he/she propose?

• on halloween, in full costume.
• after getting their wisdom teeth out, still a little loopy.
• while out whale watching, both of you sea-sick.
• by filling your bedroom with a hundred balloons (or more!), the ring inside one of them.
• after your little brother/sister ruins the surprise accidentally.
• by bursting in on you, completely naked, in the shower.

pick your wedding theme. describe a little about the day, and tell us where you choose to go on your honeymoon.

• rose blush
• starry night
• pastels
• plum
• summer green
• autumn

after returning from your honeymoon, you decide to move cities and start fresh, just the two of you. tell me a bit about your house after you've chosen where to move to.

• auckland, new zealand
• boulder, usa
• melbourne, australia
• london, england
• anaheim, usa
• toronto, canada

you settle into your new house, but it suddenly seems a little empty. you decide to fill it with a baby, or a pet.

• you have twin boys! their first and middle names come from this list.
• you adopt an older cat from a shelter. she's huge, white and cranky with a smushed in face. you give her an adorable name that doesn't suit her personality at all.
• you have a baby girl! her first name is between 100-200 on the 2014 ssa list, and her middle name is an uncommon colour or fruit name.
• you foster a baby girl, and get her three year old brother as well. they were born in mexico, and have first names that reflect their culture, and you decide to give them middle names that match yours and your husbands initials.
• you adopt a puppy! it is a miniature dachshund, and you give it an occupation name.
• you have a baby boy! you give him a first name that has a rocker vibe, and an old-man chic middle name to balance it out.

two years later, you decide to add to your family again.

• you adopt two kittens - and give them matching food names.
• you have a baby girl! you give her a first name that has a masculine nickname, and a middle name from this list.
• you foster twin sisters. their first names have meanings that work together, but aren't obvious. their middle names start with the same first initial, but sound nothing alike.
• you conceive triplets through IVF! you pick the genders, but their first names come from this list and their middle names are uncommon virtue names.
• you have a baby boy! his first name is the surname of a former president or prime minister of the country you live in (not you, but your character - scroll up to remind yourself where you live!) and his middle name is a filler name.
• you adopt a turtle. you name it after a character from your favourite childhood movie.

and finally, just after you think your family is complete, this little person or pet comes along and finishes it up perfectly.

• you have a baby girl! you name her after a character from your favourite TV show, and her middle name is from this list.
• you have a baby boy! his first name is trendy and one syllable, and his middle name is typically a surname.
• you foster boy/girl twins, and get the opportunity to adopt them just before their first birthday. they're born on a specific holiday, and you give them names (first and middle!) suited to that holiday - you pick which holiday, and the names.
• you adopt a rabbit! it is named after a famous cartoon / animated movie character.
• you adopt a dog from a shelter. you pick the breed, and his/her name starts with the same initial as the breed.
• you have a baby boy! his first name is from this list and his middle name is from this one.