• That "perfect" guy you're seeing? Yeah, he's probably the craigslist killer you've been hearing about
  • Check the walls for hidden cameras
  • It's entirely plausible that your husband will drug you and hire someone to rape you so that he can have a (male) baby
  • Everyone on the internet is psycho
    • And all the "normal" people in your life have weird sexual fetishes that they live out online (see: Cyber Seduction)
  • Your nanny is evil
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