• Wellies
  • Tent
  • Booze
  • Biscuits
  • Wind-up torch
  • Socks, loads of socks
  • Blow up matress
  • Sun block
  • Groovy hat
  • Big flag
  • Baby wipes
  • Fold up chair
  • Radio
  • Matches
  • Ear plugs
  • Crisps
may 15 2009 ∞
jun 4 2009 +
  • Sonny Hooper
  • Cockpiss Partridge
  • Angelina Smith
  • Nob Head
  • Arse Muncher
  • Number 6
  • Sir Pukesalot
  • Tyler Durden
  • Francisco Scaramanga
  • Sergio Del Monte
may 15 2009 ∞
jun 4 2009 +
  • David Soul
  • Phil Jupitus
  • Billy Murray
  • Ross Kemp
  • Chantelle from Big Brother
  • Jodie Marsh
  • Frank Bruno
may 15 2009 ∞
may 15 2009 +
  • Mainly phone pranks. A friend of mine mentioned last night that i'm rather fond of a phone prank or two. He was right.
may 15 2009 ∞
may 15 2009 +
  • Get new shirt & shoes for Clare's wedding
  • Sort out the crap I don't need & sell on eBay
  • Watch Kill Bill Vols 1 & 2 again
  • Move
  • Make sound file of scene in the last episode of The Prisoner
  • Buy a better video camera before June
  • Sign up to Listography
  • Make the lists on my Listography less sucky
  • Get suit dry cleaned
  • See Wolverine at the flicks
  • Wait patiently for Terminator 4
  • Buy a small saw
  • Finishing reading the books I got for Christmas
  • Film my 5 minute short film on the Super 8mm I purchased 2 years ago
  • Buy Lost In Translation on DVD
may 15 2009 ∞
jun 4 2009 +
list icon
  • The chicken dance Arrested Development style
  • Leaving cups of tea half empty
  • Act out scenes from films by myself for my own amusement
may 15 2009 ∞
may 17 2009 +
  • Mother complaining that her nose is falling off for the third time whilst i'm watching a remake of Convoy and i'm feeling disappointed that it's nothing like the original & even more disappointed the truck is not like the original.
  • Breaking out a female colleague from prison by setting off the fire alarms and getting her out disguised as firemen. Then we go back to some house where we go to bed together & have pleasures.
may 15 2009 ∞
may 15 2009 +
  • Getting sucked into doing things I have no interest in
  • Starting things but never see them through to the end
  • Wasting my spare time on nonsense websites
  • Assuming
  • Thinking with my willy
  • Buying stuff from eBay
may 15 2009 ∞
may 15 2009 +
list icon
  • A big canvas of the Andy Warhol banana painting
  • 1969 Dodge Charger
  • 1967 Ford Mustang GT500
  • The Hatch in series 2 of Lost
  • A Jukebox
  • Entire DVD collection of the films from the 1970's
  • A top hat & cane
  • Full length uncut version of Kill Bill
  • Endless supply of socks
  • Midget butler
  • The golden gun from The Man With The Golden Gun
  • A Kaossilator
may 15 2009 ∞
may 15 2009 +
  • Screenwriter
  • Film Director
  • Stuntman
  • Guitarist of a rock band
  • Photograph hot naked women
  • Slag off films on shit film based websites
  • International man of mystery
  • Racing driver
  • Doughnut tasting
  • Unicyclist
may 15 2009 ∞
may 15 2009 +
  • Mobile phone
  • 3 litres of bottled water
  • Mini pick axe & shovel
may 15 2009 ∞
may 15 2009 +
  • Stylophone
  • Mr T talking key ring
  • PC/Laptop
  • Soldering Iron
  • Wall-E voice changer
may 15 2009 ∞
may 15 2009 +