• the ladybird attack where millions of ladybirds kept assaulting us *wormy the dead worm who forgot how to go into holes
  • mysterious bongo drums
  • the seagull who attacked the man
  • the big issue guy trying to steal my ice cream
  • having a picnic on the floor from marks and spencers outside the developing saint davids 2
  • the clone woollies who appeared everywhere in town so we ran away
  • the fat charging ds man with shopping bags
  • trying to walk past the fruit stall without the 'strawberries a pound' guy saying 'strawberries a pound'
  • the big weekend
    • telling the police there was a puppy in the crowd
    • hot guys asking us what we told the police, us telling them, them laughing
    • following SBB around
    • the man taking a photo and saying i will be in 'NME'
    • seeing charles with blood on his hand
  • kian
    • bonfire night, walking through the mud, going to alana's house, lying to our parents about going to see 'let me in', the taxi driver only speaking when we mentioned nandos
    • bullet
      • him almost punching danielle
      • him slapping me
      • danielle & khalid
      • yasmin starting on us
      • cory starting on alex forster
      • harry trying to kiss danielle
    • the night the christmas lights came on and 'ping pong' with the weed or w/e & us not liking yasmin
    • meeting kian at mardi gras
  • danielle dropping appletiser in town and people thinking it was a bomb and me pretending i don't know her
  • playing cryptic clues in town with her and doki and me looking at the lightbulbs and 'oh.. we're just... looking at the lightbulbs'
  • a guy asking me if my mum knew if i was dressed like that and me muttering 'does your mum know you're *woolly*'
  • the uni guys coming up and asking if we thought his friend looked bisexual and then asking us out and us saying we were 14 and him saying we looked very old for our age
  • the chav on the bike telling us about a flasher and us running away from every person we saw because we were scared
  • the condom bush with doki and sam
  • our circle of friends i.e me, danielle, doki and sam and sometimes tom
  • louise's parties
    • ami telling us about her sexual experiences and us getting more and more disgusted
    • huw trying to lock us in a room with him and me crying
  • lawrence's party
    • getting really drunk and being garden whores
    • taking loads of photos
    • getting to sleep in lawrence's double bed and watching david firth videos in the morning
    • danielle blocking the sink and lawrence's dad unblocking it LOL
    • singing queen with everyone
    • making loads of 1 night friends
    • alex smith
    • phoning various people while intoxicated
  • the final harry potter film with doki intruding
  • vampires suck
  • troy
  • the charity/sales guy 'i like cookies' danielle not knowing what he said 'no thanks' and him 'I SAID I LIKE COOKIES'
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