I've a sharp pen but an unassuming, even submissive demeanor. I don't think I'm the sort of person who'd come off better in a bar fight. "Sir, I'm terribly sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. Would you like to come round my house for tea tomorrow afternoon and we can talk it out? I'll make cupcakes!" (This is why I only go to dive bars in the company of stronger, more muscle-y friends.)