• Gilmore Girls
    • Michele: "Take me!" Loralei: "Oh, Michele!" Michele: "Take me to the cotillion!" Loralei: "Oh..."
    • Loralei: "I thought 'cafe au lait' was Spanish" Christopher: "No it's French for 'coffee and milk'. 'Lait' is milk." Loralei: "I thought it was like 'Cafe, olay!' like 'Coffee, alright!'"
    • Loralei: "Did I just 'yay' over your 'but'?"
  • What I Like About You
    • Vince: "Hey dude I have a question: what are young antenas?" Gary: "No, young and tenders, young a tenders." Vince: (nods) Gary: (turning away) "What the hell is a young antena? Why would I say young antena? Crazy white boy; I don't know."
    • Gary: "Your hair is so... Footloose!" Vince: (gasps) "You did not just bring Kevin Bacon into this!"
  • Commercials
    • 1-800-Contacts
      • Woman: "Your contact lenses just arrived." Man: "1-800-Contacts? They can't have my brand! I have special eyes." Woman: "Look, look with your special eyes." Man: "My brand!"
  • That 70's Show
    • Fez: "I love da cheese"
  • Boy Meets World
    • Eric: "Your first son, the fruit of your loop..."
aug 20 2010 ∞
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