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I love to enjoy sunshine, music, and people! Also, apparently I'm addicted to social networking sites, because I have roughly 5 as of now.

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  • Skipper
    • Skipper is likely my oldest creation! He's a small, adorable dog with huge cheeks, and a very bad attitude. Skipper is very fast, capable of jumping very high, and is prone to attacking people. Also, he has a french-ish accent with a speech impediment.
      • example: Skipper would be pronounced "Skip-ell"
  • Muhfucka
    • Muhfucka is a short, stout, muscular black man who wields a samurai sword. He travels around the world vanquishing his enemies with graphic novel-style violence and his war cry, "AW MUHFUCKA!!!"
      • Muhfucka's arch enemy is "The Fingla", a maniacal, clownish man with impossibly long fingers
  • Pat Ballsack
    • This Colorado State Police officer is all sorts of badass! He has a leather jacket, a mustache, and an eyepatch! Ballsack is gruff in nature, and doesn't play by the rules. He is the arch rival of Chuck, and is bent on stopping him before "it's too late" or something other really cliche phrase to emphasize drama
  • Chuck
    • Chuck is described as being able to "kill a man....woman....or even a man". He is invisible, and doesn't really make any noise except for a loud, goofy, horse laugh. He is capable of turning people into inanimate objects
  • The Bedtime T-rex
    • The Bedtime T-rex is an abnormally large, black Tyrannosaurus Rex. This is strictly nocturnal, and spends its existence ensuring that young'uns get to bed on time. The penalty for staying up too late is being gobbled up, which likely always results in death.
  • Gary Landers
    • Gary is a rip-off of Harry Potter, really. He has angry blue eyes, "black dragon black" hair, and a monocle. At the age of 11, Gary is summoned to a Spy School named "Spy School". Gary is an idiot, and a horrible, stubborn person. He is loud, cruel, and "chortles"
      • Chortling here has been re-invented as a very obnoxious, idiotic sound one would imagine a dumb school bully would make
      • Gary can turn his head backwards because he has 12% owl DNA
  • David Grape
    • Star of "The Grape of Wrath", David Grape is a typical New York detective. He, like most of my other creations, lives by his own shady moral code. David is blind, and has hooks for hands, and is lead around by his miniature "wise-cracking" pony. The pony doesn't really talk though.
mar 7 2010 ∞
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