- He helped conceive me
- He has a mustache
- He was drunk more than not
- He smoked crack
- He has genital herpes
- He loves chickens
- He likes to fish
- He bought a pair of jordans to mow the lawn in as a joke
- His shirts always have holes in them
- He wears long johns to bed
may 20 2009 ∞
may 21 2009 +