Yes, I am one of those very annoying people that names a lot of inanimate objects. I don't even like half these names as much as they were just beyond fitting for whatever reasons.

• Benji - really old Gateway desktop PC
• Bruce - 2009 white Ford Mustang with black stripes on the sides
• Gunther - 120 GB iPod Classic
• Heidi - mom's icy blue iPod nano (2nd generation)
• Juan Pablo (JP for short) - Arbor Stance 149 snowboard with white and grey houndstooth Burton Escapade bindings
• Kahlo - second bowl, blue glass with green and brown spots
• Marty - first 15" MacBook Pro (broken)
• Pilgrim - second 15" MacBook Pro
• Pythagoras - LG mint chocolate cellphone
• Rhonda - first Sony touchscreen digital camera (broken)
• Rita - second Sony touchscreen digital camera (broken)
• Selena Gomez - bong, completely multicolored but mostly yellow with a gold translucent finish
• Telemann - first bowl, green, orange and blue swirly designs with color changing glass that turned purple