Seeing that there is always somewhat of a risk of perishing (especially in more recent times, at least for myself), it's probably a good idea to list some of my physical attributes just incase my body ever needs to be identified. Kudos to Bliss for this idea.

• hair is two colors
  • naturally brown on top
  • bleach blonde underside
• hair naturally parts on the right side
• left eye (the gimp eye!) is significantly smaller than the right
• no freckles
• big pores in nose
• nose ring on right side
• very small gap in between front teeth
• bottom left fang-ish shaped tooth is chipped off at the top
• ear lobes stretched to 8 gauge
• small scar on the upper part of my right ear (where I used to have my cartilage pierced)
• I'm told I have a really slight "butt chin"
• really short bitten down nails (always)
• many small light brown dots on my left upper arm (remains of a really big birthmark I had lazered off)
• long narrow scar on my left wrist (it looks like I tried to cut myself but it's really just from playing mini golf once)
• tiny scar above my bellybutton (where my bellybutton ring once was)
• my left ankle is significantly larger than my right
• the second toe on my left foot is a little bit longer than my big toe
• tiny scars on the inner side of my right ankle (thanks to a screw that stuck out of my Barbie scooter when I was little)
• a really mysterious bead-sized lump on the right side of my scalp directly above my ear

Well good. I'm glad this ended up turning into a list of all my slight deformities and scars.