While rummaging through my closet earlier, I found a blank copy of Richard Horne's 101 Things To Do Before You Die amongst a number of other pointlessly interactive Urban Outfitters books, and I felt completely obligated to transfer it onto here.

• write a best-seller
• swim with...
  • sharks
  • whales
  • dolphins
  • tropical fish
• win an award, trophy or prize
• catch a fish with your bare hands
• make a discovery
• throw a house party when your parents are out
• be part of a threesome
• realize your childhood dream
• learn that instrument
• leave your mark in graffiti
• storm chase a tornado
• get a piece of art into an exhibition
• meet someone with your own name
• ride the world's biggest rollercoasters
• stage dive or crowd surf
• get into the Guinness Book of World Records
• own a pointless collection
• study the Kama Sutra and put theory into practice
• master poker and win big in a casino
• get backstage and get off with a band member
• be a human guinea pig
• go up in a hot air balloon
• get arrested
• see a space shuttle launch
• capture the moment in an award-winning photograph
• bungee jump
• see an erupting volcano
• skydive
• meet your idol
• stay in the best suite in a five star hotel
• experience weightlessness
• see the aurora borealis
• score a hole in one
• design your own cocktail
• play a part in your favorite tv show
• visit every country
• make a fire without matches
• see these animals in the wild
  • panda
  • rhino
  • hippo
  • grizzly bear
  • elephant
  • hummingbird
  • giraffe
  • koala
  • manatee
  • gorilla
  • lion
  • monkey
  • penguin
  • kangaroo
  • tiger
  • crocodile
  • orangutan
  • eagle
  • polar bear
  • coelacanth
• see a dog race
• get a free upgrade on a plane
• be friends with your ex
• hit your targets
• throw a dart into a map and travel where it lands
• attend a film premier
• do a runner from a fancy restaurant
• scuba dive
• milk a cow
• be present when your country wins the world cup
• see both eclipses
  • solar
  • lunar
• write your name over a star on the walk of fame
• learn another language
• read the greatest books ever written (the following are what I HAVE read on this list):
  • 1984, George Orwell
  • Animal Farm, George Orwell
  • The Art of War, Sun Tzu
  • The Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger
  • Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
  • Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
  • Holes, Louis Sachar
  • Lord of the Flies, William Golding
  • The Odyssey, Homer
  • The Illiad, Homer
  • Of Mice and Men, John Steinback
  • To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
  • The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Eric Carle
  • Where the Wild Things Are, Maurice Sendak
  • Winnie the Pooh, A.A. Milne
• complete a coast-to-coast road trip across america
• make at least one huge purchase you can't afford
• score the winning goal/try/basket
• crash an A-List party
• see the all-time greatest films (once again, the following are what I HAVE seen on the list):
  • Amadeus
  • Back to the Future
  • The Breakfast Club
  • A Christmas Carol
  • Donnie Darko
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Fight Club
  • Jaws
  • The Jungle Book
  • The Omen
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • The Ring
  • Se7en
  • The Shining
  • Shrek
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
  • Toy Story
  • Toy Story 2
• live in the place you love
• leave a job you hate
• take part in a police lineup
• get away with the perfect practical joke or hoax
• join the mile high club
• make the front page of a national newspaper
• drive a car at top speed
• shout "drinks are on me!" at a pub/bar
• be part of a flash mob
• visit one of the world's most famous sights
• save someone's life
• in various languages, learn to:
  • say hello, goodbye, please and thank you
  • order beer
  • swear
  • insults
• invent a word that makes it into the dictionary
• have adventurous sex
• have enough money to do all of the things on this list
• stand on the international date line
• learn to fly a plane
• get a tattoo and/or piercing
• invent something
• learn astronomy and read the night sky
• drink a vintage wine
• answer a personal ad
• spend christmas on the beach
• get barred from a pub or bar
• build your own house
• skinny dip at midnight
• sell all your junk on ebay and make a profit
• visit one of the world's tallest buildings
• run a marathon
• conquer your fear
• get married unusually
• cook a meal for yourself
• join the 16-mile high club
• create a cult website
• own an original work of art
• complete the monopoly board pub crawl
• get something named after you
• get revenge
• be an extra in a film
• live out of a van
• go on a demonstration
• confess
• reach 100 years of age
• continue your gene pool