Now that the fun family has as a unit apparently won the general campaign of "Grand Theft Auto IV", we're left at a loss of things to do within something that our livelihood progressively depended on over the past two months. Seeing that we have some time before working our way into "Call of Duty: Black Ops" on November 9th, I'm assigning some little things we could achieve within the remnants of this beautiful production.

• kill all 200 pigeons ie. "Flying Rats" of Liberty City
  • four done
• play with all of the advertisements on the pseudo-internet
• utilize as many phone call benefits as possible
• steal health from the ambulance
• have sex with a prostitute in a flipped over car
• complete all 9 "assassin" missions
• explode 10 vehicles in 10 seconds
• catch 20 criminals through the police computer
  • three done
• complete all 10 package delivery jobs for Lil' Jacob
• befriend everyone up to 75% to unlock their benefits
• complete 10 melee encounters in 4 minutes
• amass a fortune of $500,000
• make a taxi trip from one island to another without skipping
• complete all 10 exotic export orders
• beat someone at pool
• deliver all 30 cars ordered through text message
• successfully lose a 4-star wanted rating
• fly a helicopter under all the main bridges in the game
• get as many gamer point achievements as possible