Obviously not everything, but here's a list of some very specific things I remember doing in such a, um, "state"...

• drank various different teas
• created this list
• listened to music
• showered
• performed my entire morning routine
• went to class
• ate lots of food
• loaded real estate listings onto MLS
• watched tv
• watched youtube
• stumbled
• browsed facebook
• took the AP Language & Composition exam (and got a 5/5!)
• drove
• picked apples
• sat in a tent
• sat in a treehouse
• sat in a gazebo
• squatted behind a car
• sat in a bulldozer
• went swimming
• played Cooking Mama
• went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art
• drew a city out of chalk inside the empty fountain at Washington Square Park
• took pictures of hecitic jew families
• saw a school play
• wrote essays
• drank a lot
• sat on a rock in the middle of the ocean
• laid out in a field overlooking a beach
• drew pictures
• cried
• went to the movies
• went to a strange hick festival in upstate New York
• sat in someone's backyard when they weren't home
• went to Chinatown and the restaurant supply district
• passed out
• kicked around a tweed ball on a silent beach covered in snow
• sat in the car with my heat on and didn't move for 2 hours
• texted
• talked on the phone
• went to the Halloween parade in Greenwich Village
• sat on a balcony overlooking the Eiffel Tower in Paris until sunrise
• slept in a car
• rode a horse through a river
• referred to myself as a "Lavish Roman"
• read an art history textbook
• drank coffee
• smoked hookah
• analyzed Lady GaGa videos for 3 straight hours in HD
• recorded videos of myself dancing
• thought I was in a movie/tv show
• thought I was hosting a talk show (this happens a LOT)
• studied for finals
• ate Insomnia Cookies
• got all of my homework done for the next week and a half
• painted (or at least pretended to)
• procrastinated
• forgot everything that I did
• spoke in a British accent
• had "wiggly legs"
• thought out rhythmic light shows in my head
• set my hair on fire
• meticulously thought out entire movie plots based on both Sufjan Steven's Illinoise and Seven Swans...and then forgot it all...
• went into a short depression
• gotten written up
• walked to class
• drew diagrams according to how I believe the human mind works (but not really at all...)
• got a flu shot
• been interviewed
• walked around SoHo for hours
• ignored reality
• forgot everything that happened
• thought people were fake "characters"
• went to Saks during Christmas season
• donated money to anorexic sorority ladies
• sat in an empty church
• walked around a Halloween costume store
• became fascinated with buildings/real estate
• thought I was in an opera
• realized that words coming from certain people's mouths are just about the same as large, high speed bullets shooting out of a gun at my face
• frolicked around Portland and other various parts of Oregon (many, many events were involved with this that are somewhat beyond my memory)
• vomited
• perused through Powell's bookstore
• looked at art on First Thursday
• ate 7/11 taquitos
• ate Voodoo Donuts
• sat by a river on a farm in Silverton, Oregon
• watched Gabe Mathews and Stephen Day punch each other in the face
• thought I was going crazy
• fell asleep sitting up
• sat in the middle of the Rose Garden
• lived a "lady lifestyle" with Loren Worsley
• lost my iPhone on the Max
• attempted to find Stephen Day a coat
• sat at a kitchen counter
• watched Loren get a hair cut
• attempted to play Apples to Apples and Cranium (and failed)
• listened to Wagner
• recorded myself
• went to a lighting store, purchased orange Christmas lights, and referred to them as "sophisticated and classy"
• walked around Manhattan alone at 5:30 in the morning
• talked on the phone to Loren for hours
• developed the idea of Dana Cohen's Rainbow Cookies
• played poker
• ran errands
• bought textbooks
• saw Lady GaGa and Jason Derulo
• ate an oatmeal cookie in a cafe filled with bums
• went to a bar (with my elementary school?)
• walked on the Brooklyn Bridge (and thought I was re-entering humanity upon walking back into the city)
• ate 13 various tacos and burritos
• roamed aimlessly
• thought out entire music videos for a variety of different songs
• read leisurely
• avoided anxiety attacks
• watched people
• performed somewhat of an entire verbal dissertation on Lady GaGa, her life and her influences
• made hummus and salsa in a Magic Bullet (the salsa failed terribly)
• watched a fight regarding race relations in the middle of a Cafe in Manhattan
• been acknowledged/reacted to
• been asked to share
• established that "Sims are the vessels without the souls" - Dana Cohen
• videochatted while "gettucing"
• lived every aspect of life, basically.
• drank coffee and perused through magazines at Barnes & Noble on an early morning before class
• established "SEIZING THE INBETWEEN"
• got to eat Baklava in class while listening to really intense Arabic music and was then let out half an hour early
• had a nice conversation with Will Notini at 4:30 in the morning in the snow on 5th Avenue
• made flavored, tea-infused "creations"
• spoke to my parents
• saw Journey to the Stars, a space movie in an overhead dome narrated by Whoopi Goldberg at the Hayden Planetarium
• went to the American Museum of Natural History
• perused the farmer's market in Union Square
• drank tea in a Chinese version of Ikea, called the Pearl River Market
• gettuced in the B Stairwell of Rubin Hall
• walked around in both the rain and snow on 5th Avenue at 4:30 in the morning
• spoke to my RA for over an hour about important things
• used Kahlo in the middle of University Place
• sat on my roof
• watched the sunrise
• ate dinner at Il Cantinori with my father, Loren Worsley and Dana Cohen
• fully envisioned the most probable outcome of my future and pondered my life thoroughly to The National's Boxer
• had a meeting with my academic advisor at NYU
• rode on the LIRR
• ate dinner at a fancy restaurant of sorts with my parents for Easter
• ate delicious baked goods while sitting at the final floor meeting in Rubin Hall's blackbox theater
• filled out the 2010 US Census
• took an hour and a half to draw out an extensive diagram of the human mind and it's resulting actions, based upon what I've learned thus far in my LSP schooling at NYU. There's even footnotes, quotes, and cited primary sources
• walked to Brooklyn by traversing over the Brooklyn Bridge
• worked on and presented an entire lesson on Thomas Hobbes in front of my Social Foundations class
• saw President Barack Obama wave before he made a speech at The Cooper Union on my way to class
• watched the McDonalds menu change from dinner to breakfast at 5 in the morning in Union Square amongst numerous sleeping bums
• drive to Sasquatch in Washington from Portland
• Sasquatch 2010
• played bullshit
• sat on my ex-RA's bed in his empty dorm room and watched the sun rise with good music and candles lit everywhere
• danced around a campfire
• rafted for 10 miles down the Delaware river
• went tubing in the Delaware river "rapids", and at one point fell off and decided swimming was the freer, funner choice
• swam to a rocky cove in upstate New York
• got stuck alone outside on a rock in the middle of a river during a thunderstorm (and was convinced I was a lightning rod and therefore going to die, while somehow enjoying the entire experience at the same time)
• took a hike through the rocky riverside of the Delaware river in upstate New York during a thunderstorm
• drove home from upstate New York for six hours (consistently gettucing the entire way), and frequently getting stuck in terrible rush hour traffic and unintentionally ending up in New York City at some point on the venture
• rode a bicycle (longest journey whilst privileged: Katie's house; and took the longest most pointlessly complex route possible to get there)
• walked on the boardwalk in Blydenburgh park while listening to Miles Davis and observing nature
• went on the swings at Forest Brook Elementary School
• went swimming in my pool
• sat on my front porch in the act?!
• exchanged moldy raspberries at Whole Foods
• sat on top of a giant rock in Secret Beach
• got threaded
• played with a snake (and got it "privileged" as well...)
• watched a half-hour documentary on beavers
• panicked
• picked up my father from a train station
• worked out at the gym
• observed/played with fun sea critters in tide pools at the beach
• sat in a fort built into a large boulder on a beach while watching the sunset
• went to aquariums
• sat on a boat in the middle of Lake Winnipesaukee, New Hampshire while watching a fantastic meteor shower
• drove from New Hampshire to Boston to New York City
• celebrated my 19th birthday
• long boarded around the streets of Manhattan
• watched way too many sunrises in the Union Square/Stuyvestant Square area after lettuce-filled (usually productivity failed) all-nighters
• created elaborate (and surprisingly beautiful) charts, graphs, and diagrams of various statistics relating to my, er, sketchy craft of sorts in a fresh hardcover Moleskine notebook that I've been toting around for about a year

Okay okay okay. Faaack! Gahh!!! Fuck this. Apparently it's gotten to the point that I've legitimately done everything. This list is no longer valid to my retardedly self-induced life circumstances, sigh. I'm upset. This is upsetting. uh'fuck'uh 'dis shyyt! Alas, if anything new and exciting or just oddly noticeable (and most probably not as good, thanks to usage of what this list is based on beforehand/during said activity/event) happens in my quite routine and mundane life circumstances, I won't forget to add it despite my overall mental shutdown of this concept as a whole...