All the instruments I own, in order of how I play them (best to worst)

• flute
  • Trevor J. James Virtuoso (complete silver body with Bb footjoint)
• piccolo
  • Gemeinhardt wooden body with JB Weissman custom ebony/mahogany striped headjoint
• guitar
  • '95 Gibson Les Paul Custom (Heritage Cherry Sunburst, gold hardware, black speed dials, black pickguard, pearl block inlays)
    • this is a god that happens to look like a guitar
  • Martin DCX1RE acoustic/electric
  • Squire Stratocaster (blue with blue pearloid pickguard)
    • this is a piece of crap
• bass
  • Fender Precision Bass (natural wood, tortoise pickguard)
• recorder
  • some plastic thing that I stole from Katie
• drums
  • Tama (orange, with double bass petal)
  • Sabian cymbals
• keyboard
  • M-Audio Keystation 61es Semi Weighted Keyboard