• Marilyn Monroe
• Elvis
• Jimi Hendrix
• Oscar Wilde
• Shakespeare
• Amelia Airheart
• Filippo Lippi
• Evelyn Nesbit
• *** small koy are then eaten by the motherfish and the famous people wait inside for reincarnation:

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• Marilyn monroe found herself immersed in a tranquil koi pond
• she is then gulped by a (mechinaical) koi with a zipper that works from the inside
• but she is very confused at first. autopilot works on the mechanical smartcar sized pod koi
• which are then reabsorbed into the motherkoi (a massive koi that manufactures the other podkoi) and reabsorbes(by gulping)
• the podkoi emerges in the fountian of the motherkoi's classy 50's diner stomach interior
• previously dead/ m.i.a celebrities give her an introduction/ a rootbeer float/ diner coffee/ pie/ cigarettes/ old music
• lured by the promise of reincarnation, marilyn monroe leaves her koi enviroment to go into her podkoi, except it is changed so the zipper can only be opened when near the motherkoi's stomach
• SO the famous people swim around for a change of scenery

(podkois run on algea, fish food, small insects and excrete biodegradable koi waste pellets) ------and then, craving company, they steer their koi back into the diner

• if you see a deadkoi, it is simply a podkoi that has been crashed or pushed too fast. it is not a real dead animal. there is no such thing. sometimes, koi eggs appear. those happen when Marilyn Monroe volunteers to take some eggs out of the koi egg vending machine, and to deposit them in a safe place for more podkoi to exist.
• podkoi are biodegradable and act like coca cola when eaten by larger fish: provide filling but little or no nutrition
• podkoi are aesthetically pleasing and streamlined with plush interior made from the same vinyl of the diner's interior
• not all famous people get along. amelia airheart and marilyn monroe koi are often found at different parts of the country
• this is an ever continuous cycle and if the goverment found out, all life and love will be lost in the world, and all unsolved famous murders would fizzle out into a textbook, and not the stuff of tabloids anymore
• once every six diner years ( six minutes on earth). time is slower and more useful/ fulfilling there; Marilyn Monroe and co are allowed to walk around the streets for a day sometimes they get sighted. often times they buy some souvenieres to take back to the afterlife. these include:
• fuzzy dice for podkoi interior. coca cola. new cd's, tribute albums (to them). no life plants or animals may be returned
• ** small books. pocket bibles, jewelry, postcards, diaries, designer cigarettes, new cocktail mixes books, sex toys, phone charms, reading glasses, unicorn dust & dragon blood, cocaine, tacky souvenieres, and other such useful items that can be bartered and traded in the afterlife.
• internet is not allowed
• neither are gang wars between koicelebrities but still happen (even less in podkoi form. mostly on dinertime)
• motherkoi eats koi fish (the more famous people that vanish off the map, the more roomy her stomach gets (and bigger she gets)
• an additional note: a baby is born once every 1,000 years dinertime (circa 160 earth years) from two celebrities. they live in flats off of the bathroom hall and share communal bathing/ eating areas. cannot go to outside world but are often very intelligent and linguistic. only one, by the name of Buddha, a child of unknown celebrekois, has made it to the outside world

thursday june 25 MICHAEL JACKSON joins the koi. he is suspended in a large pond as his feet brush the water plants below and light filters its way down form the surface, the water clear and could be of any deepness the temperature is so charming that he wants to shake its hand, make it sign him up for a business deal. soon enough a mechanical noise follows from all directions, and there is a car sized koi fish, eyes a two way mirror, witch snatches the celebrity up as he awakes in the red vinyl and faux velvet interior of the podkoi, complete with cup holder, radio and gps

• .... skips to when paperwork is filled out in a small interrogation room in the back of the diner, with only a florescent bulb and a victorian fob watch on the industrial grade interrogation table to keep him company. with each tick of the minute hand an area of the desk shimers. by the end of each minute more paperwork materializes near him

jackson signs many forms... after all, does he have a choice? how many minutes will go by in this glamor free place. the immigration papers go something like this:

• automat diner clean up duty registration, liability and consent forms
• syphillis nullification form (motherkoi stopped serving mac n cheese when mozart forgot to sign his upon entry causing the reprint and resigning of these by many people)
• enabling of climate control for residential areas
• manditory plant ownership forms (at least 1 plant per person, for oxygen circulation purposes)