- Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair.
- ....and I was harder than chinese algebra.
- Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
- “Apparently the highest compliment our culture grants artists nowadays is to be in an ad — ideally naked and purring on the hood of a new car. I have adamantly and repeatedly refused this dubious honor, ... While the court can't make me active in radio, I am asking it to make me radioactive to advertisers.”
- I ingested some pond water, and apparently the water contained frog spawn. Okay? I know, I got home and i felt something in my stomach that i've never felt before. And, I had an ultrasound and everything. The doctor sais "You have three bullfrogs in your stomach. We can either surgically remove them, or you could name them." Well, i saw no reason to evict them... they were kinda off to the side, their own little area, and I just kinda got used to them.
- admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm selfish and I'm cruel and I'm blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they're so hard to find...
- “Commercials are an unnatural use of my work, ... It's like having a cow's udder sewn to the side of my face. Painful and humiliating.”
- Come down off the cross, we can use the wood.
- My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a straight job like everyone else?" they asked me the other day. I told them this story: In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, "Look at me...I'm tall, and I'm straight, and I'm handsome. Look at you...you're all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you." And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, "Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest." So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day.
- Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own...
- All the donuts have names that sound like prostitute
- Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead
- If Michael Jackson wants to work for Pepsi, why doesn`t he just get himself a suit and an office in their headquarters and be done with it?
- I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
- All hardware items must be admired for their sonic properties: pitchforks, egg beaters, crowbars, fireplace grates, shovels, anvils, rebars [the structural reinforcement rods used in poured concrete], trash cans - the list goes on and on
- Dumpstalele: trainlike and huge, like trash day with a purpose
- All hardware items must be admired for their sonic properties: pitchforks, egg beaters, crowbars, fireplace grates, shovels, anvils, rebars [the structural reinforcement rods used in poured concrete], trash cans - the list goes on and on and they're all waiting to be played
- I`m so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
- George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.
- A homeless man with an operatic voice singing the word "bacteria" from an empty dumpster in Chinatown
- That’s who you wanna go in the woods with, right? Somebody who finishes your sentences for you.
- A great many songs are like riddles. You don’t necessarily understand them. Those are the ones you keep singing, in hopes of finding a new way in
- Am I genuinely eccentric or am I just wearing a funny hat?
- hey say God doesn't give you anything he knows you can't handle. Well, I don't know if I believe that.
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