It takes a while to make peace with the fact that some of the things you love, in fact, makes you look like a lump of lard.

• strapless dresses
• high necklines
• white
• black
• flat shoes
• mini skirts
• onesies/rompers/short suits
• overabundant frills and ruffles on anything
• white button downs
• high waisted pencil skirts
• wide waist belts
• asymmetrical necklines
• dresses with silhouettes a la Luella S/S 2010