- Vasari was a hack architect.
- art history smackdown: @ the Uffizi
- mystical marriage with Christ
- on the Virgin's assumption: Did she have cake on her birthday? When she peed where did it go? WHERE DID SHE GET HER TAMPONS?
- Jesus has that Miss America pose going on there.
- Like a big zebra just sat down inside of Siena's Duomo
- Crazy baby widow's peak
- Alien pod babies (highest level of angels, the Seraphims are shown with no bodies to emphasize their spirituality. In this piece they were baby heads with little pod bodies.)
- Vera Bradley gone wild
- on bronze casting: like when you have the Easter bunny and you just bite off the ass
- URANUS *giggles*
- landscape like dolphin heads
- like a weird Pinocchio hocking a loogie
- Dancing angels at the top like an alien spaceship, whirr whirr: on Boticelli's Mystic Nativity
- (On Leda and the swan) the sensuous way only a swan can; have sex - ew.
- (On blowing out the yolk of eggs so they'll be hollow) get it going at parties and shoot it at people
- Alberti's Sant' Andrea : HATE THIS FACADE, like a jet pack hovering over,
- Mantegna's Camera degli Sposi:little angels looking at you, oh look at that one's butt how cute, that one has his head stuck in a gate
nov 12 2009 ∞
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