✭ People who I care about a lot!!

♡ SIMON ♡ My dearest, darlingest mad scientist malewife /r !!! The Jotaro to my Kakyoin, the Majima to my Kiryu, the Luchino to my Melly-- You get the picture. Simon is the coolest and most kickass boyfriend in the universe, even characters the likes of Thanos and the Onceler tremble in fear at how much of a good partner he is. Although I'm not one to get sappy, I couldn't help but make sure my partner in crime was the first person on this list. Let this be the one time I simp on main, because attempting to put my adoration into words is a nigh Herculean task. When I first met Simon, I thought he was incredibly cool and super out of my league, even in terms of friendship. Over time, though, I began to realize that not only was Simon cool, but he was also the silliest, most charming nerd I'd ever met. In about a few months, I was burdened with unnecessary feelings, particularly the kind of feeling you get when you really want to hold hands (/r) with somebody. There isn't anybody else I'd rather face the world with, and even though I don't need Simon (because I feel that would be rather unhealthy), I do want him by my side for as long as he would like me to be by his. Come hell or high water, no force in the universe can stop the Simoppy duo! (Unless that force is a tub of bourbon ice cream, in which case the shopping cart will come to a screeching hault and we will cram it somewhere in there.)

✭ WAMUU ✭ I lied. This one's not a person. Wamuu is my pet rabbit, who I've had for a few months. He has brown fur, big eyes, and is very friendshaped. I got Wamuu following a very severe loss in my life, and he is just what I needed. He's a great listener, gives wonderful hugs, and has only ever been a gentle sweetheart.

✭ VEX ✭ Experts agree-- This bitch is the #1 MILF without children. If I knew what I was getting into by making a Jonathan Simms pony on Pony Town, I probably would've made one sooner so I could expose her to the sheer cringe that was my Sanders Sides phase. Unfortunately, Vex has been with me through several terrible, awful, no good, very bad fandoms, and has had to put up with so much shit over the year or so that I've known her that it's a miracle she hasn't cancelled me on Twitter yet. She's the coolest big sister figure anyone could ever ask for, and I'm honored to be the Best Man at her inevitable marriage to a Princess Celestia body pillow.

✭ TZU ✭

✭ HARRI ✭

✭ LILY ✭

✭ STEFF ✭

✭ CHARLIE ✭

✭ RICK ✭

✭ ANGELO ✭

✭ BANSHEE ✭

✭ SOL ✭

✭ BEE ✭

✭ FUZU ✭