- "ooo- there's some tension in my uterus!" - keiran, demonstrating the difference between pms (us term) and pmt (uk term)
- "these are good leg-touchin' seats!" - keiran, on the seats in imperial college's lecture hall
- "we love cheese!" - christine, when the british man told us the club we were going to was kind of cheesey
- "if you put mascara on your sideburns, it'll run when your ears cry." - keiran, who seems to be perpetually drunk.
- "my DICK is up!" - keiran, when some girl's asked us if we were up for going out
- "he twalks like dis and has real squinty eyes." - keiran, imitating a friend's ex-boyfriend
- "well i haven't been shot yet!" - christine, when a british man expressed fear about visiting philadelphia
- "i hate having eyeballs." - keiran, during a game of hinklefinnyduster
- "top me off, ladybird." - keiran, as if that's a popular phrase
- "you don't put kittens in the oven and call them muffins." -alana, and again, that's not really a thing people say
- while attempting to write captions for cartoons:
- "oops! i'm in a desert!" - keiran, caption for a picture of a couple in a desert next to a broken down car
- "i'm so sick. i think i'm dying." - keiran, caption for a picture of two women walking their dogs. this particular line was to be said by the shorter dog.
- "muesli, poopsy." - christine, on our all cereal diet
- "this room is too full of farts." - keiran, on why our towels won't dry.
- "i hate instant things." - gracie, who just spits out words sometimes without thinking about which ones she's using.
- "oh, sorry. thought you were a boys." - keiran, when i asked if she was playing footsy with me.
- "i showed my boss my underwear. we all did." - christine, on her first day of work and the subsequent after hours.
- "where are we going? ye olde cheesey shoppy?" - keiran, as we walked towards ye olde cheshire cheese
- "i'm glad i never had one of those." - keiran, on penises
- "i'm glad we're on the same level of pooping and titty bars." - keiran, on her relationship with adam
- "the way he plays guitar, is the way I wanna make love." - jerry, on john mayer
- "i knew a girl who was narcoleptic once. she fell asleep." -blaise, who is not entirely there
- "ew shut up. you have a hot dad, you should be proud." - i don't know exactly who, but one of my flatmates, screaming down the hall
- "i've been reading so many baby blogs today. i must be ovulating." - keiran
- "he's a slut. i'm pretty sure he had sex with your boyfriend. i'm positive." -keiran, on her boyfriend.
- "hey, it wasn't even a big deal. that drink was called a zombie and that is a song by the cranberries and it defined my childhood." - keiran, on why meghan's boyfriend shouldn't be upset about an incriminating photo of her and fornwald sharing a drink
- "secret laptop!" -keiran, as she whipped back the covers on her bed
- "why are you lacking personableness?" - keiran, to someone in a video chat
- "how is he trying to educate you when he doesn't even know what a frickin' oreo is?" - christine, on my advertising professor
- "don't go anywhere near his butt." - keiran, about christine's interest in a boy who recently had surgery on an anal fissure
- "are you drunk?" "are you punk?" -keiran, to a kid in our flat who likes to bring up his punk scene background
- "we got knitting needles. we got wine. we got abilities. we got one jew, one catholic. resume play." - keiran, on the tools we have to give fornwald a mullet
- "a, b. c3po." - keiran, counting
- "oh man. just got such a hard-on for this sunset." -seth octapus, on the pier at brighton
- "I want a tattoo. Of a can of beans. Under my breast. Or a dolphin. Smoking a bong. On a LazyBoy." - keiran, drunk after one pint in brighton
sep 4 2010 ∞
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