• hal maxine (call me hal or max)
• agender, they/them
• 24
• butch lesbian
• white
• married to victoria @shimmervee
• ontario
• infj

kitschy lesbian getting a phd so i can work in video games. i love listening to the b-52s' private idaho on loop for hours at a time. my hobbies include living out my childhood dreams of owning every video game and having lots of shiny pokemon. my prized possession is a parappa the rapper-themed toy van that plays records by driving on them.

i guess this is a "do not follow if" but like. we're just not gonna get along sorry

• if you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, etc.
• if you think bi/pan women or non-women can id as lesbians or think trans and nb women can't be lesbians
• if you're trans med/think dysphoria is a necessary part of being trans
• if you hate kids and talk a lot about hating/hurting kids, even as a joke
• if you have strong positive feelings about tony stark. i don't wanna #discourse about this, it's a very personal thing
• if you defend huey emmerich in any way. i will #discourse about this. he's bad.

special interests

• pokemon + shiny hunting
• fallout: new vegas
• metal gear solid
• animal crossing

other interests

• katamari damacy
• lizards and reptiles
• disney/disney parks
• sanrio
• my little pony
• tamagotchi
• magical girls

let me know if you send a request so i'll know to accept it

• private/18+ twitter: @vauIt56
• switch: SW-3689-0681-8495
• 3ds: 4639-9915-6806
• psn: astralruby
• steam: charleypollard
• pokemon go: 7250 2021 6178

characters i relate to deeply! call it kin if you want idc. associate them with me or tag me in things with them!

• hal emmerich/otacon (metal gear solid)
• aziraphale (good omens)
• lillie (pokemon sun/moon)
• fluttershy (my little pony: friendship is magic)
• ruby (steven universe)

also Comfort Characters that mean a lot to me. might offhandedly call them my husband but no hetero

• solid snake (metal gear solid)
• crowley (good omens)
• nick valentine (fallout 4)