In no order, mostly from books because it's harder to remember who I've swooned over in films.

  • Charles Darnay (A Tale of Two Cities)
    • Handsome and noble as shit! Also French.
  • Sodapop Curtis (The Outsiders)
    • Charming greaser boy, also I was in seventh grade.
  • Zooey Glass (Franny and Zooey)
    • Misanthropic, beautiful, fit for Hollywood but not there, brilliant, sarcastic, disrespectful, likes baths.
  • Homer Hickam (October Sky)
    • Jake Gyllenhaal in the film version is adorable, or at least he was when I was a sophomore.
  • Robbie Turner (Atonement)
    • Smart, and humble, and perfect, resourceful, and sort of dirty in his head, and also sweet with kids.
  • Luc (Atonement)
    • "He was a lovely boy far away from his family and about to die."
  • Hamlet (The Tragedy of Hamlet)
    • Distant, brooding, yummy
  • Robert Jordan (For Whom the Bell Tolls)
    • Pensive, intelligent, worldly, determined, stubborn but submissive, dynamic, delicate at heart, capable of companionship, "little rabbit" is the best pet name.
  • Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
    • I mean, this is practically just for propriety.
  • Narrator (The Broken Wings)
    • Me in male form. Also this is just absolutely one of the most beautiful things ever written.
  • Achilles (The Iliad)
    • I don't see how he could possibly not be hot as shit.
  • Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)
    • Hate but love him forever. Mostly I would just want to be his girlfriend like everyone else.
  • Arthur (Inception)
    • Flawless. And also this goes without saying.
  • Aladdin (Disney's Aladdin)
    • Many issues with this film, but he was my crush as a young film connoisseur. I preferred him as a street rat.
  • Dimitri (Disney's Anastasia)
    • Caring and charming and p-e-r-f. I love Disney boys.
feb 4 2011 ∞
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