edgeworth: i can't believe this police went so far as to even donate a cactus to this place

kay: so, is the police department running a cactus farm on the side? haha, just kidding, they wouldn't do something so silly

edgeworth: actually, i have the vague impression i've seen a cactus farm at the precinct before

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edgeworth: this judge's emotion circuits appear to be stuck on overreact

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(checking the other cargo in turnabout airlines)

edgeworth: this one says "FOR EXORCISM USE ONLY" ...

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gumshoe: wow! you read law books even when you're flying sir?!

edgeworth: were you expecting any less? now come along, we must hurry to the crime scene!

gumshoe: hm? hold on a sec.. there's a different book stuck in here. "the steel samurai's adv-

edgeworth: detective gumshoe! am i going to have to charge you with invasion of privacy?!

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edgeworth: z-zero?! it's at least a 6.8 out of 10!

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edgeworth: these counter windows offer a glimpse of the sky, but these clouds, they tell me nothing

teneiro: mr edgeworth..? you look like you're talking to the clouds

edgeworth: is that so? then tell me, what do you suppose i said to them?

teneiro: i don't know but it looked like a rather one-sided conversation

edgeworth: the clouds.. they tell me nothing

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edgeworth: nnnnnghoooh! my cravat! don't blow your nose on that!

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edgeworth: ack! my eyes have locked with my reflection's eyes in the barrel window! as a student of von karma, i refuse to back down ......... i won

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edgeworth: "defendant's fresh milk!" what exactly is that supposed to mean?

franziska: i bet it means that the milk is freshly milked by various defendants on trial right now

edgeworth: no, i think it might mean that this was milked right here from various defendants

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franziska: why are you getting all excited over holding a lady's undergarment?! miles edgeworth... you uncouth sea slug!

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(in regard to ms. teneiro's suitcase design)

edgeworth: this design has a certain je ne sais quoi about it

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kay: oh! the pink badger mobile - it's a different colour to the blue badger mobile

edgeworth: yes, it appears this is the retina searing model

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edgeworth: hmm... a ladder

kay: actually, that's a step-ladder

edgeworth: they're the exact same thing

kay: no way! from their structure up, they're totally different! but of course, from a thief's perspective, the best kind of ladder is the rope ladder, a step ladder is much too heavy to carry around

edgeworth: and from a prosecutor's perspective, any type of ladder is guilty... of being dangerous during an earthquake

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franziska: lately, the more wrinkly your face becomes, the less i'm able to read what you're thinking

edgeworth: well, i never!-- i'll have you know, i don't have a single wrinkle upon my youthful brow!

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edgeworth: "don’t let the prosecution and the defense make a ham sandwich out of you!” ..?

franziska: it sounds like it’s directed at that ham of a judge

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edgeworth: humans used to live in the grandeur of nature once, long ago. i believe i'm not mistaken in thinking that those people truly loved nature

franziska: ..hmph. this is coming from a man who loves shows featuring costumed actors

edgeworth: agh! she just had to go there again, didn't she

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(thinking about franziska)

edgeworth: it's almost cute how far she's going to ensure that she wins... almost.

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edgeworth: i see you have no mercy for the elderly either, franziska

franziska: hmph. don't talk back to me unless you want to be whipped in the back

edgeworth: with your height, you'd need a stepladder or four to accomplish that

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gumshoe: hey there's a little hole here, sir

edgeworth: it's a little too oddly shaped for a latch hole...

gumshoe: wow, that's a funny shape for a latch hole, huh? it's shaped kinda... Like a star, don't you think, sir?

edgeworth: detective, i would hardly call that shape a star

edgeworth: there must be some reason for this hole

gumshoe: well there's gotta be some reason why this hole's shaped so weirdly, you know?!

edgeworth: am i overthinking this? no, i don't think so...

gumshoe: hm, maybe i'm overthinking things? nah! there's no way i could ever do that, ho ho!

edgeworth: detective gumshoe, could you please be quiet for a second? you're frightening me...

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calisto: phwwh..! "nngh" he says!

edgeworth: nngh..?

calisto: ahahaha! you did it again! what IS that supposed to be? your mating call?!

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edgeworth: nngh! it's a cravat, and it's a fashion statement, not a gag!

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edgeworth: s-stop right there! these are the garments of one who gallantly presents the facts!

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[examining the fire extinguisher in the court house]

edgeworth: being hit by this would certainly cause amnesia. but i won't be stupid enough to get hit by it