please don't follow if:

• you fit basic dfi criteria (homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc)
• you've used the word autistic as an insult/used the r slur/used "autistic screeching" before
• you're under 18
• you like/support d*nald tr*mp
• you use the word "triggered" as a joke or if you think "did you just assume gender" jokes are funny
• you think r*pe jokes are funny
• you like incest/pedophilic/abusive ships from ANY media and try to defend them and use the "but it's fiction so why does it matter" excuse
• you support the "let ppl draw/ship whatever they want" mindset
• you start or get in a lot of drama
• you're going to hatefollow me
• you like/support jake or logan paul
• you think mario is a bad person or mean to luigi
• you hate mario in general
• you strongly dislike or post a lot of hate for paper mario ttyd (it's a big comfort game for me!)
• you hate paper mario because super mario rpg never got a proper sequel
• you've complained about "backtracking" in ttyd
• you've complained about ttyd being too long
• you think ttyd has the weakest soundtrack in the series
• you thought super paper mario was bad/thought ANY of the first three paper mario games were bad
• you think paper mario 64 is the only good paper mario game
• you prefer sticker star or color splash over the older paper mario games
• you dislike rpgs/hate turn based combat or just think rpgs are boring overall
• you've called mario odyssey or ttyd "overrated" or "boring"
• you find yourself romantically attracted to mario or refer to him as "boyfriend"
• you're a sonic fan who constantly bashes on mario and/or mario soundtracks
• you like the following youtubers: etika, pewdiepie, dashie, jacksepticeye, markiplier, jontron, dan and phil
• you follow, interact with, or are associated with twitter user lui/gio/dyssey
• you follow, interact with, or are associated with twitter user r/ealm/emoryman3

DO follow if:

• you love the mario rpgs just as much as i do
• you love the first 3 paper mario games equally without calling one "better than the other" as well as for mario & luigi
• you're a sonic fan who treats mario with just as much respect
• we have the exact same interests
• you appreciate paper mario and its cuteness