- first you must spread peanut butter on a small peanut (must be small) so that the peanut and the peanut butter are ONE. this unites them in a unified unit of one. unit.
- the second step to reaching Nirvana is AH. Repeat. Many times.
- did I say you could stop yet??
- now you must take a blue candle and drip the wax very sloooooowly and mystiiiiiically on the side of your nose. this is important to maintain balance and harmony, and also peanuts.
- now spread salt on the palms of the hands and rub it on your face in a triangular motion (to the get the wax off)
- then open your fridge and place your face in a pile of HAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! may be honeyed, smoked or lean.
- you must blow your nose, then take the tissue and give it back to nature, the womb of nature. the womb. the womb. the woooooomb.
- you must run very fast up (only up, not down) your staircase whilst listening to s club 7 with daffodils wrapped around your ears(this is very important in communicating to the Higher Power that you understand his ways, and his fondess for s club 7).
- rest. there must always be rest.
- wear a bedsheet (preferably white or the palest of pale blues) and jesus sandals (this is just for general effect). you may dance in your shower but not in the rain because this is TAKING LIBERTIES WITH MOTHER NATURE.
- stop taking drugs. NOW. i can still see you. STOP IIIIIT. and reading this. moron.
jul 20 2006 ∞
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